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Ton=Pent re Police Court. Monday.—Before the Stipendiary (Mr. Arthur Lewis), Alderman Wm. Morgan, Messrs. T. P. Jenkins and D. W. Davies. "A NASTY BEAST." You are a nasty beast to do such a thing," was the comment of the Stipen- diary on the conduct of Hugh Jones, collier, Ystrad-Rhondda, who was charged with wilfully and indecently exposing his person with the intention of insulting females. Three, little girls, Maud Speed, May England and Mary Perry, having given evidence of seeing the prisooier exposing himself, P.S. Baker said that when appre- hended pi-is;oner was in a state of in toxication. When charged with the offence, he replied that he was very sorry to have done such a thing." It is the worse, for you that you chose to do it before these young girls," remarked the Stipendiary, a look of dis- gust spreading over his countenance. Defendant was sentenced to 21 days' imprisonment. DRUNK IN A CAB. Gwen Jones, a married woman, Tony- pandy, got into a cab at, the Pandy Square in a state of utter helplessness on the 28th ult. and refused to be re- moved even when would-be passengers clamoured to get in. When asked how she, got into a cab, a constable said that she got in and re- quested to be driven to the Llwynypia Railway Station. Instead she was driven to the Tonypandy Police Station. Defendant denied that she was drunk, but her record being handed up toi the Bench by Supt. Cole, the Bench decided to impose a fine of 5s., and also bound her over in her own surety of £ 10 and two other sureties of £ 5 each to be, of good behaviour for six months. "SPEAK THE TRUTH." Alfred Mitchell, a haulier employed at the Fernhill Collieries, Treherbert, was very excitable and demonstrative when charged at the Police Court with having stolen 281bs. of coal, value 2d., the pro- perty of Messrs. Geo. Watkinson and! others, on the 15th ult. During the recital of P.C. Aldridge's evidence, prisoner kept on interrupting and interjecting such remarks as Speak the truth," and Oh, dear! Clement Roach, a labourer, corro- borated the evidence of the police, but defendant endeavoured to negative the value of the last witness' evidence by stating that he told him one day in the work that he was very sorry having told the police anything about the matter. Defendant called two witnesses, who gave evidence on his behalf. A fine of 20s. was imposed. For a similar offence Thos. Thomas, collier, Treherbert, was fined 5s. SPIRITS UNDER PROOF. David Driscoll, the landlord of the Mount Pleasant Hotel, Gilfach Goch, was summoned for selling spirits under proof. Supt. Cole, who prosecuted on behalf of the police, said that he purchased half-a-pint of whisky from the defendant, and when analysed the analysis showed that the sample was 28 degrees under proof. A half-pint of gin, on analysis, showed deterioration to the extent of 401, degrees. The defendant said that he was not aware of the condition of the spirits. He had had but little experience of public-

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Mary Ann's Adventures in London. Star.' Speshul Echo.' All the winners.' 'Paper, sir?'" The scene was a street in West Lon- don, not very far from Piccadilly Circus. There was a little mist, that threatened now and again to assume a thick pallor of a dark brown hue. The sun struggled valiantly to shine through the pall, but his efforts were not very successful. Everything incidental to the time of the year was to be seen. The streets, pre- sented a lively aspect, and every gallant young fellow sported a mistletoe in his buttonhole. The 'buses were crowded with holiday passengers, and, a strange thing at this time of the year, most of the passengers rode outside—such was the mildness of the weather. On this par- ticular day, also, every 'bus driver sported Lord Rothschild's colours, for every 'bus driver is the recipient of a handsome Christmas box from the generous Baron on Christmas Day. Entirely oblivious of their surround- ings, Mary Ann and her young man, Percival, the marine store dealer's appren- tice, stood staring vacantly into one of Lockhart's cheap dining rooms. They had arrived early this Christmas morn- ing, having made the journey from Car- diff in an excursion train which left the Welsh Metropolis on Sunday midnight. What'll ye hev, May?" inquired Per- cival, softly. "Oh! I don't know," returned Mary Ann; Oi don't feel up to much." Let's go in and see wot they got for a, feller to eat," proposed Percival. Orl right," assented his partner. Waiter," ordered Percival, "'and us the menniew card ? The menu card was produced, and Percival scrutinised it half a dozen times up and down, but finding nothing to tickle his taste he handed the pasteboard to Mary Ann to chewse wot yer loike." The lady returned the card, nodded a significant "humph," and remarked: Oi see nawthin' pertikler in the blessed thing." "Na,iv, ther' ain't," assented Percival. Turning to the waiter, he said: "Waiter, hev yer anyfink else to chew besoides that wot yer got on that menniew ? That's all we've got, sir," replied the waiter. And a foine lot, it is, too! snapped Mary Ann. The waiter picked up the despised menu card, ruminated over it for a moment, and addressing the lady, he asked: "Do you like fish, miss ? Bah! snapped Mary Ann do yew tak' us for Yarmouth bloaters ? We hev some mashed potatoes and sausages," remarked the patient waiter. Pickled fry and cabbages," retorted the indignant lady. Poached eggs on toast," ventured the waiter. "Wot d'ye say to that?" asked Per- cival. It's better than nawthink," replied Mary Ann. Poached eggs on toast, waiter, for two, and don't be a month abaht, it." Something to drink ? queried the man of the cloth. "Fathead, of course!" snapped Mary Ann "coffeel" This sumptuous order having been duly served, both Percival and Mary Ann set to replenish their Little Marys," and this no small task having been at length accomplished, Percival proposed a visit to Madame Tussaud's, which. was duly accepted. Thoy took a 'bus, and after a ten minutes' ride they alighted at the portals of the great waxwork exhibition, ancf after paying at the turnstiles they passed inside. Mary Ann, though a Londoner, had never seen Madame Tussaud's before, and she was considerably bewildered at the figures which stood around them. Seeing a, lady with a programme in her hand, Mary Ann proceeded towards her, and handing her a coin she was non- plussed at the obstinacy of the lody, who absolutely refused to take the proffered coin. Mary Ann waxed considerably, until, finding that she was the object of much amusement, she discovered to her horror that the "obstinate" lady was a model." So chagrined was she at this outrageous event that she threatened to leave the bloomin' show" there and then. By reason of much coaxing, Per- cival succeeded in appeasing her wrath, and by the time the whole exhibition had been visited she had regained her usual composure. There was one place, yet to be visited. It was the Chamber of Horrors. Mary Ann did not cherish the idea of visiting the chamber at first; but, desiring to impress her "daring" upon her young man, she consented to "do" this fearful abode of crime relics. But no sooner had she commenced to descend the stone steps leading to the chamber than the sight of a murderer doing his victim to death" completely unnerved her, and she fled precipitately back to the entrance, followed by Percival. The next place visited was the Zoological Gardens, and here considerable amuse- ment was afforded the couple by the per- formances of the denizens of the monkey house. From there they proceeded to the National Gallery, but Mary Ann scon got weary of looking at the masterpieces, and an adjournment for dinner was declared. After dinner, Mary Ann evinced a sin- cere desire to "sit down," and Temple Gardens being the nearest, open space at hand, both wended their steps in that direction. Oh, Lor! what a blessing," ejaculated the lady, when seated. "I am really tired after looking at, those 'orrid pic- tures." "An' so am Oi," responded Percival.

Poaching for Rabbits. John Phillips, better known as Shoni Gwningod," a labourer, Pentre, was in- dicted before the Ystrad magistrates on Monday last on a charge of poaching for rabbits. Thomas Williams, Tyntyla Farm, said that on Sunday morning, August 21st, 1905, he saw the defendant, accompanied by a terrier dog, on Pentre mountain, crouching over some rabbit burrows. In his poekets were rabbit nets, and also a ferret. There was also a quantity of rabbit fur on the front of his coat. Defendant denied that he was there for rabbits, and said that he was on his way to Treorchy. He could have any amotint of rabbits, he said, without oocming on Mr. Treharne's land. Several previous convictions were re- corded against prisoner, and.a fine of 40s. and costs was inflicted.

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Alleged Assault Upon a Woman. Geo. Masters, brake proprietor, Ponty- pridd, was charged at Porth Police Court on Thursday last with committing an in- decent assault upon Gwenllian Keys, wife of Albert Keys, 4, Thomas Place, Ynys- hir. Mr. James Phillips, solicitor, Ponty- pridd, prosecuted, and Mr. W. R. Davies appeared for the defence. The evidence of complainant was that on the 11th inst. defendant was employed by complainant to remove furniture from Gladstone Buildings, Porth, where they were then residing, to Thomas Place, Ynyshir. Whilst the articles were in course of removal, defendant went up- stairs and asked complainant, to follow him to lend him a hand with the; bed- stead. While in the room, the alleged offence was committed. Witnesses were called who swore that a scuffle occurred between defendant, and complainant upstairs, and that the, latter had called loudly for help. The case was dismissed, but the plain- tiff intimated that she intended to take the case to the Quarter Sessions.

A Seasonable Theft. At Porth Police Court on Thursday last, Joseph Wm. Pugsley, William St., Trehafod, was charged with stealing two geese, the property of James Passy, 14, Woodfield Terrace, Trehafod. The prosecutor said that he locked five geese in a cot at the back of his house on the night of the 21st ult., and on the following morning two were missing. He saw footmarks near the cot, and subse- quently he found feathers, which he iden- tified as those of his geese. John Terry, spragger, 9, William St, Ynyshir, said that on the 17th ult. pri- soner asked him if he (witness) would kill a goose. Witness replied that he would, and eat it too (laughter). Then prisoner asked him if he would kill a goose for his father. Witness replied, All right." On the 22nd he again saw Srisoner, who asked him if he (witness) had anything for Christmas, and then he told him that his father had another goose, which witness could have for half- price if his wife dressed a goose for him (prisoner). He brought the goose to the house on Friday morning about ten minutes past six. P.C. Lucas said that he arrested pri- soner at Trehafod on Wednesday even- ing and conveyed him to Porth Police Station, where he was cautioned and charged with stealing two geese from be- tween 5 p.m. on the 21st and 5 a.m. on the 22nd ult., the property of James Passy. In answer to the charge, prisoner replied: I was going to work, when I saw three geese in the back of the road. I picked up two, and took them to Mrs. Terry, 8, William Street, Ynyshir. I asked her to dress them for me, as they were my own, and that I would give her one. I gave her one, and she dressed it for me, and I took it to Cardiff." Prisoner at the Police Court pleaded that he was very sorry, and asked the Bench to deal leniently with him. The Stipendiary remarked that they had no option in the matter, and prisoner would be committed to Quarter Sessions.

Went Away with his Partner's (Money. Daniel J. Thomas, collier, Mardy, charged David Thomas, collier, Maesteg, with stealing P,2 6s. 9d., money due to him as a partner engaged by defendant. Prosecutor said that on the 9th ult. his butty (defendant) drew the money and went home, taking his (plaintiff's) sliare-P,2 6s. 9d.-with him. Shortly afterwards he received a letter from defendant expressing his regret at the action which he had taken, and stated that he must have been mad when he did it. Complainant's mother said that they needed no apology; what they wanted was the money. The Bench said that they could net class the action taken by defendant as criminal; he had simply held over money which was due to prosecutor and which ought to have been recovered in the County Court. On the advice of the Bench, the defen- dant promised to pay the money as soon as he could, and to enable him to do so the case was adjourned for a fortnight.

The Independent Order of Good Templars. Last Friday evening, as usual the weekly meeting of the Penrhys Lodge was held at the vestry of Bethel (C.M.) Chapel, under the presidency of the Chief Templar. During the course of the meeting one new member was enrolled, being heartily welcomed to the lodge. A good programme was gone through. The first item was a recitation by Miss E. Rees, entitled "Gethsemane." Then fol- lowed a song by Miss Ann Jane Jones. The next item was a reading by Mr. R. J. Jones, followed by a reading by Mr. Lewis Evans. A song was also given by Miss Lizzie J. Jones; also a few appro- priate words by Messrs. T. Lewis, H. Lewis, J. Felix, D. W. Stephens, Mrs. H. Lewis and Miss Rees.

Stealing Oranges. Gel 11 Boys Before the Magistrates At the Ton-Pentre Police Court on Monday, three boys from Gelli, Silas Baker, Hugh Jones and David Jones, were charged with stealing fire orangefi from the shop of Charles Alfred Baldwin, greengrocer, 180, Gelli Road, Gelli. Prosecutor said that on the 27th ult., about, half-past seven in the evening, he was in the kitchen behind the shop, when he heard a noise in the shop. Going to the shop he found the three prisoners running away. He ran after them and caught Baker, and on him found three oranges. In reply to the Bench, prosecutor said that he did not see the three boys in the shop; it was only Baker whom he saw there. P.C. Swaffield said that he went to 180, Gelli Road, and there saw Baker in the custody of prosecutor. He con- veyed him, together with the other two boys, to the police station, where they were jointly charged with the theft. In reply to the charge, Baker replied: David Jones went into the shop first, and took two oranges. I went in and took two." One of the Joneses said that, he received an orange from Silas Baker, but he thought that Baker had bought it. Why did you run away?,, queried Mr. T. P. Jenkins. "I wanted to go to the theatre," answered Hugh Jones. "You started away rather suddenly, didn't you?" observed Mr. Jenkins. Baker was fined 5s., while the Joneses, who had similar offences previously re- corded against them, were fined 10s. each.

KBOHBSKIKS OF CALF'S BHAINS.—Thoi jufhly (rash two sets of calf's brains in cold water, removing the skin and fibre, tie them in muslin, and simmer gently for ten minutes. When coif sprinkle with lemon juice, pepper and salt, a» cut into slices. Dip each slice in frying battal and fry in deep hot fat. Drain well, dish on folded napkin garnished with fried parsley, am.. serve with tomato sauce. The batter for frying Is made with ilb. of flour mixed with a table- spoonful of salad oil, to which add gradually a gill of tepid water. When the batter is quite smooth stir in the white of an egg beaten to a stiff froth. Drop the slices of brains into this, ftrirl then throw them into the hot fat. They will swell out in cooking. When a delicate folden brown colour lift them out and drain on itchen paper. OF TAPIOCA WITH GOOSKBZBBIXS. —Bring quarters of a pint of milk to the boil, with a pod of vanilla and two ounces of castor jugar. When boiling strew in three ounces of (rushed tapioca and simmer for twenty minutes. Allow the tapioca to cool, removing the vanilla, and when nearly cold stir in half-a-pint of whipped cream. Turn the whole into a border mould, and leave in a cold place till set and Arm. ^Meantime top and tail a pint of goose- berri«l-%nd boil them with si* ounces of sugar till soft. Rub them through a hair sieve, mix with a gill of whipped cream when cold. Tuna But the shape of tapioca, fill the centre with the gooseberries, and decorate the border with blanched and fhredded almonds and strips of angelica. Half a wine-glassful of port added ta the gooseberries gives a slightly novel flavour to ow fnlit. NOTHING SMALL ABOUT HIM. "As this is to be the last interview I shall ever have with you, Miss Harris," said the rejected lover brokenly, "I take the opportunity to make you a present of all the bouquets, books, and trinkets I have sent to you during the last six months, together with the numerous theatrical en ertaininents, concerts, and lunches you have enjoyed at my expense." "To make me a present of them exclaimed the young woman haughtily. "I do not under- stand you, Mr. Spoonamore." "I give them to you absolutely, Miss Harris," said he, picking up his hat. "Heretofore I have looked upon them merely as invest- raents.Chicayo Tribunt.

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