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MRS. GRUNDY'S JOTTINGS I Mr D. T. Alexander, of Dinas Powis, maintains that a man must get up very early indeed before he can take him in," and Mr Benjamin Lewis, of <3adoxton, says he will not attempt the job. In all classes of society, from the highest down to the humblest, the fashion of making speeches over the wedding feast is departing. The annual meeting of the Barry and Cadoxton Local Board will take place next Tuesday after- noon, when no less than ten standing committees will be appointed. The testimony of several large wholesale boot manufacturers is to the effect that women's feet (like their tongue) are growing larger. P.C. Ralph, of the Barry Dock police force, has decided to esign his connection therewith, and he will be succeedeJ. by a constable in the employ of the Taff Vale Railway Company at Penarth Dock. o „ {> The huiran family livig on earth to-day con- sists of about 1,450,000,000 persons. Of these only about 5CO,COO are even properly clothed; 250,000,000 habitually go naked. Only 500,000,003 live in houses, 700,000,000 in huts or caves, while the remaining 250,000,030 have no home or shelter. Alderman J. C. Meggitt has been deputed by the Barry and Cadoxton Local Board to endeavour, on amicable lines, to secure the due recognition of the public interests with regard to the carrying out of the Barry Company's Bills now before Parlia- ment, so far as they apply to the drainage works and other public property in the Barry district. Ladies of Roval rank select their partners for a dance. This they do through their chamberlains and gentlemen-in-waiting. In Barry there are five or six thousand people who never enter a place of worship. In London there are three millions similarly unfortunate. The late Sir George Eliot, Eart., M.P., left a fortune of half-a-millioa sterling, the whole of which he give to his family, not a penny being left for charitable purposes. Sir George began life as a pit boy. Miss Cory, of Porthkerry House, told a gather- ing of womea at Cardiff the other day that intoxicating drink-i had been tabooed by the family to which the belonged for the last three generations. ♦ Many Welsh friends at Barry Dock will learn with mingled feelings that the quarterly meeting of the Llandudno Welsh Wesleyan Circuit has invited the Rev R. Lewis, of Ferndale, to succeed the Rev W. Evans at Llandudno in August next. ♦ The danger of football. The Lancet gives the following list of the accidents that have so far occurred in the football field during 1894, viz.:— ,Ond-,donougsion of the brain, fifteen fractures ef the leg, six fraotures of the collar bone, one fracture of the arm, one fracture of the shoulder blade, five dislocated shoulders, one dislocated knee, and five undescribed cases necessitating hospital treatment, and five deaths have been reported. The Lancet urges that further steps should be taken to minimise the danger.. Harbingers of summer. Swallows have daily been seen flitting healthily on the wing in the Barry district during the past week or two. Magistrates' clerk to witness at Penarth Police- court last Monday What are you ?—Witness Dealer.—M.C.: Dealer in what ?—Witness Dealer in anything. (Laughter.) The prince of local commercial travellers leaves his home at Cadoxton-Barry every Monday morn- ing. This week, as was his wont, he quietly .0 tipped" the proverbial small boy at the station, and in doing so remarked—" The worst of our trade is we have to pay away money so often." A Pressman sitting opposite in the carriage replied, The worst of our trade is we havn't got it to pay away." The train then steamed off in the direction of Cardiff. s* Popular opinion. The "somethings at the docks who are kicking up such a dust by golf- playing on Sunday at Penarth ought to be .positively ashamed of themselves. A proposed Sunday Law" in the Transvaal forbids garden work except in cases of absolute necessity. » I understand that Mr E. W. M. Corbett, archi- tect, Cardiff, has succeeded his late father, Mr John Stuart Corbett, J.P., of Cogan Pill, as agent to the Bute estate. iS „ The reference to Alexander the Great brought down the house. He longs for fresh worlds to conquer, yet fears "Mrs Grundy." This is as it should be. I am asked to call my readers' attention to an announcement in another column in reference to the final closing of the collection now being taken in the district under the auspices of the "Trades' and Labour Council on behalf of the funds of the Nursing Association and Cottage Hospital movement. The committee will sit to-morrow (Saturday) evening at the Victoria Hotel, Barry Dock, for the purpose of receiving the collecting books and boxes for the benevolent objects named, and as the Council are desirous of closing the same it is to be hoped the public to whom the books, &c., are entrusted will endeavour to help the committee in the matter by sending the same to the Victoria Hotel. A Barry townsman has just patented an inven- tion of the greatest value to owners and drivers of .horses. # Captain J. Arthur Hughe?, Surgeon W. Lloyd -Edwards, and several members of the Barry contingent of the Severn Volunteer Division Royal Engineers, attended the Church parade held .at Cardiff last Sunday. The performance given last Wednesday evening by the Barry Dock R.A.O.B. Dramatic Society will probably yield nearly A15 towards the funds of the Nursing Association. Well done, working- men. Mr R. P. Culley, of Culley's Hotel, Barry Dock, is chairman, and Mr Albert Chappell, Wenvoe Hotel, Cadoxton, hon. secretary, of a committee appointed to raise a fund to present a testimonial to Ex-Deputy-Chief-constable Wake on his recent resignation. Mr W. H. Lewis, clerk to the Barry School Board, was an interested spectator at Bath Races this'week. # As mentioned in my notes last week, Miss Sophia Phillips, of Holton-road School, Barry Dock, has passed in the second division her first year's examination as elementary school teacher. The following have taken places in the third division:—Miss Kate Hodder, Barry (2nd year), and Miss Beatrice A. James, Miss Ellen Rowles, and Miss Jane Williams, Holton-road (1st year). A bicycle (not made for two) has been missing from Barry Dock Police Station for some days. It has been traced to Cardiff, and Scotland Yard has been communicated with. When Mr Jenkin Meredith rose to address the disestablishment meeting at Barry Dock last Wednesday evening, many of the audience-who ought to have known better-showed pitifully bad taste in tittering over the fact that that gentleman spoke in Welsh. It is at least premature to state that Mr J. H. Wilson, M.P., intends giving evidence in support of the Barry Company's Bills in Parliament. Mary Jenkins has been appointed overseer for the parish of Lisworney. v c We are to have an intermediate school at last," significantly observed Captain Davies, the dock- master, at a meeting at Barry last Tuesday evening. » A minister in the Barry district last Sunday said, to hear the Rev J. Matthews, of Swansea, the celebrated Liberationist lecturer, at his best, he must have as an audience two arch-bishops, six bishops, twelve canons, thirty vicars, and sixty curates. 9 The export and import shipments at Barry Dock for the week ended Saturday last amounted to 81,712 tons 14 cwt. » Mr Benjamin Lewis, of Cadoxton, has a very singular notion of what a speech is like. Speaking at the printers' dinner last Friday evening, he said he knew a gentleman who took twenty minutes to wriggle into a speech, twenty minutes to deliver it, and twenty minutes to wriggle out. of it, and if the company would like a repetition of that experience he would be glad to entertain them. The cries of No, thank you," which went up nearly brought the house down. »JohnifOorjr, J.P., of Porthkerry, a Barry director, has. promised a donation of j6100 towards the building fund of the David Davies Memorial Hall in Cowbridge-road, Cardiff. Football seems to be getting stale now. Two matches were announced to be played in the Barry district last Saturday, but owing to the opposing teams not turning up, the matches were declared off. The last of the season will, therefore, be played next year. r» Penarth Dock extension was opened ten years ago last Monday. # The woman who wears the largest sized boots in this district is said to reside in Holten-road. Query Who is she ? Mr 0. H. Jones, Fonmon Castle, at the last Barry Dock Police-court, asked what the Typo- graphical Society was, and Mr Morris (clerk) explained, Tenders have been invited for the alteration and extension of the premises of that old and well- known hostelry, the Colcot Arms, near Barry, Mr George Thomas, F.S.I., of Cardiff, being the architect. ♦ The Rev J. W. Matthews, in the course of hi3 remarks at the Press dinner, at Cadoxton last week, said ministers were sometimes toasted so severely that it was a source of wonder to him they were not toasted brown. Are the matrimonial proclivities of the single young men of the Barry district deteriorating ? I have been asked many times this week where the members of the local Bachelors' Club meet. sje A local police-constable is rather late in his ideas. He maintained last week that the summer would bloom again in about five months." Some- body said mice as the train left Dinas Powis. The cuckoo was heard from the golf links at Penarth last Sunday. The total receipts of the Post-office telegraph service last year amounted to £2,526,312, the total expenditure being £165,ô82 more than that amount. The balance of expenditure over receipts since the transfer of the telegraph service to the State is £ 509,705. He The annual dance in connection with the 11th Company (Barry Dock) 2nd Glamorgan Volunteer Artillery will be held at the Public Hall, Cadox- ton, on Friday, the 27th instant members attend- ing to appear in undress uniform. An ewe belonging to Mr John John, of Tydv farm, Merthyr Dovan, which had been lost for upwards of a month, was promptly returned to its owner from Wenvoe upon the advertisement being seen in the Barry Dock jYews last weefc. jp SOAP! SOAP! SOAP! DEAR AUNTIE GRUNDY,-I was so pleased with the Barry female football players beating the boys that I thought I would like to send them some- thing, and after tossing about so much amongst I the mud I did not know anything would be more suitable than "soap," but perhaps some of it is monkey brand," and won't wash clothes. Too much of anything that's good May turn out for the worst, The very best of drink or food Might prove to be a curse. There's one the country seems to-day, Quite powerless to cope, Can none suggest some handy way To get out from among the soap. If by the train you take a trip Somewhere you must get out, Your guide of soap is jam full up As you turn the leaves about. And when at last the train stands still At the station where you stop, You see no name look where you will Only Soap Soap J Soap If you go along the street, I And want to take a tram, The soap's before your eyes inside. While you are crushed up in a jam. And if for freedom and more air You get upon the top, It meats your vision everywhere The same old Soap Soap Soap Some favourite periodical You dearly love to read, On fiction, science, art, or skill, Food for the heart and head When interested to a pitch To turn the leaf you stop, Again you're landed in the ditch, 'Tis only Soap! Soap! Soap! If off to darkest Africa you go, You are not safe when there, By what I read and hear I know The monkeys have a share And if transported to the moon, From there you fain would drop, You would find him out and very soon That it was Soap Soap Soap And when you go to see your dear, And ask her for a walk, No doubt you often feel bit queer On what is best to talk. To put you in a talking mood, And brace you up to pop, You look around for something good, There's only Soap Soap! Soap By train or tram, by boat or brake, Go where e'er you will. In restaurant, hotel, berth, or dake The soap's before you still. It looks much like the world became It's one tremendous shop, And nothing to be found within Only Soap J Soap! Soap! MAC. —

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