The Aberystwith Observer

QUESTION QUESTION!! Punning is said to be the lowest form of wit; it must surely, therefore, be the foundation of all wit. Young ladies, we all know, are very fond of using powder is this done in order that they may go off ? When very dyspeptic people eat duck, is it because they are geese themselves ? Ked ribbons, we know, are quite common in France. Is this because their name is—Legion ? There has been a great deal (too much) talked about "Woman's Mission" of late by the shrieking sisterhood; did they, by any chance, ever hear that woman's true mission is—submission ? When distance lend enchantment to the view, did he do so with the understanding that he was to have it back again ?—Jwdy.

TELEGRAPH CLERKS AND THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. The Central Committee at Liverpool has issued an appeal from the provincial telegraph clerks to the members of the House of Commens, in which they unanimously and un- hesitatingly condemn the Postmaster-General's scheme of revision on the following grounds Because, although their claim to be considered per- manent clerks in the Civil Service of the Crown is undisputed and indisputable, they are still denied that scale of salary, rising from SSO per annum to £200 per annum, which the Playfair Com- mission recommended. Because £130 per annum, or tl6 per annum above the present maximum, is the nighest salary attainable, and the same scale of salary is now given to sorters of letters in the Post Office, whose work requires far less education, intelli- gence, and skill. Because a system of classification is retained, against which the strongest protest of the telegraph clerks was raised, which, according to the Postmaster-General's own confession, has been the cause of the present inadequate salaries paid in the Telegraph Department, and which will effectually prevent the great majority of the staff from ever attaining a salary higher than 38s. per week. Because seventeen years must elapse before a clerk entering the service at 12s. per week can obtain a salary of 3Ss. per week, beyond which he can never expect to rise. Because Sunday duty, of eight hours in four weeks, is still demanded without remunera- tion, and can be claimed to the extent of two hours on every Sunday in the year. Because the payment for overtime is calculated at the rate of seven days, or fifty hours, per week, instead of six days, or forty- eight hours, per week, although in every other field of labour the payment for such duty is far in excess of that given for ordinary work."

THE GOLDEN AXE OF ASHANTEE. The Daily Telegraph notices the presentation to Her Majesty of the Golden Axe of Ashantee in a leader, from which we take the following Captain Barrow has brought to England and pre- sented to Her Majesty the Queen, at Windsor, the latest homage cf a barbaric Prince to the power of Britain, in the shape of the celebrated golden axe of Ashanti. The fame of this singular instrument must, of course, be accounted relative and local; since until the day before yesterday, very few Europeans may have been aware that the King of Ashanti possessed a golden axe at all. In that country the axe enjoys all the greater celebrity because nobody knows anything definite concerning its history. The origin of a palladium should always be enveloped in obscurity, and there should be at least half-a-dozen conflicting accounts of it. Thus, the most ancient and sacred statue of the goddess Minerva which Pausanias saw in the Erichtheum at Athens was not, according to some classical authorities, the original Palladium three cubits high, which, as we all know, fell from the sky before the tent of Ilus, while he was building the citadel of Ilium. The Greeks, always a crafty and vain-glorious race, pretended that Ulysses. and Diomedes assisted by the treacherous Helenus, succeeded in stealing the statue of the God- dess, and ultimately contended that the true Palladium was conveyed safe and sound by Æneas from Troy to Italy, and that it was afterwards pre- served by the Romans in the Temple of Vesta, but in a place known only to the Vestal Virgins. Similarly doubt and dimness veil the beginnings of the Ashanti golden axe. The people themselves have a vague belief that the instrument was wielded as a weapon of war by a bygone King who reigned at a very remote period, "long before the invention of guns and gunpowder." At all events, the relic would seem to have been held from time immemorial in the deepest veneration by the troublesome but not wholly unintelligent tribe of savages on the Gold Coast, who have a legend that when the Great Spirit created man he made him dual -a white man and a black-and gave the pair a choice of two gifts. One comprised all the treasures of the tropics, the fruitful trees, the fertile soil, the warm sun, and a calabash full of gold dust. The second gift was simply a quantity of white paper, ink, and pens. The black man chose heat, abundant pumpkin, and the crock of gold. The white man chose Knowledge. Hence, argue the Ashantis, the superiority of the European over the negro. Until the time of its surrender to the Queen of I Great Britain and Ireland, the golden axe of Ashanti was regarded as so precious an object that it was kept for safety in the edifice called the "Bantamah," on the right of the royal stool of state, of which, in the annual ceremonial processions that take place at Coo- massie, the axe, carried by one of the chief eaboceers takes precedence. It is covered with leopard skin, as an emblem of valour, the Ashantis being of opinion that the beast which once figured as the heraldic cog- nisance of English Royalty, and which the obseouious numismatists of Napoleon I. figured on a medal in the act of tearing the Treaty of Amiens to pieces, is the most courageous of all animals, the lion not excepted. The gold of the axe signifies wealth; and the Chauvinist section of the Ashanti race are thus traditionally led to believe that they are in- vincibly brave, and that they have an inexhaustible abundance of money wherewith to carry on their Ya £ s- Aj ^r.st< an^ not unnaturally, the King of Ashanti declined to give up his golden axe; but, ceding at length to continuous pressure from Cape Coast Castle, he assembled his chiefs and people in a grand palaver at Coomassie, and sought a plebiscitum" with regard to the Palladum of Ashanti. The popular vote was practically to the effect that, all things considered, it would be for the best, perhaps, to give up the auriferous hatchet to the buckras." But," urged the sable and disconsolate Monarch, "this axe is an emblem of such high sovereignty that if I yield it up, and it is kept by the white men on the coast, I shall have lost all the power which I possessed, and my neighbours will laugh at me." We can sympathise with the unhappy black King shrinking from a sacrifice of "prestige" and dread* ing the derisive Ya-ya's!" of his rivals in Dahomey, and the potential finger of scorn pointed at him by the Fantis. In this distressing conjuncture subtle diplomacy, represented for the nonce by a cunning caboceer or an ancient fetish man of owl-like wisdom, stepped in. There was no need for the axe to be ignominously relinquished to the white men on the coast, where if seen, his Majesty would be liable to laughed at by the Fantis and other scoffers. Let the King send the trophy to his good friend Captain Barrow, in order that it might be presented as a free gift to the Queen of England. His Majesty jumped- possibly he danced-at the judicious suggestion. Then said he to his great chief Achampong, On that condition I will give it to you to be carried to my good friend," and on these terms Achampong handed in person, the golden axe to Captain Barrow..

A large and enthusiastic meeting of the Leeds tele- graph clerks was held on Saturday night, when the following resolutions were adopted unanimously: That this meeting, having considered the scheme of the Postmaster-G-eneral, is of opinion that it is totally inadequate to remove the existing grievances, and declines to accept it as a settlement of the questions at issue." That this meeting regrets that the Lords of the Treasury should have thought it necessary to assume a threatening attitude towards the telegraph clerks, and expresses the determination to avail itself of the constitutional rights of the members as citizens to obtain a satisfactory settlement."

The Dublin telegraph clerks, male and female, held a meeting on Saturday evening, when the following resolution was unanimously carried: "That this meeting, having carefully considered the scales of pay to be awarded under the new scheme, is of opinion that they are totally inadequate, and declines to accept them as a settlement."

REPORTERS AT THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. There is a great commotion (says a correspondent of the Pall Mall Gazette) in the world of the reporters at the House of Commons. The Times, it seems, has asked that in the distribution of additional accommodation The Times may be assigned a room in which its fifteen or sixteen reporters may write their reports free from the interruptions of the common writing rooms. These are now in a perpetual state of disturbance from the movements of so many reporters and messengers, and the practice of many reporters to sit together in groups, read their notes to each ether, and discuss audibly the phraseology ef reports which are sup- posed to be written independently. The request of The Times is being resisted by resolution, by memorial, by personal appeal to members. A com- parison of the reports in last Saturday's newspapers vindicates the strength of the claim made by The Times. In Saturday's papers the lengths of the re- ports were-Daily News, 2% cols. Telegraph, 3J; Chronicle, 4i; Post, 6|; Standard, 6|; Advertiser, 7: 4 Times, 17."

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JORDAN ALMONDS. Baters of almonds and raisins who may have wondered whether the Jordan almonds they were munching came from the Holy Land will be interested (observes the Academy) in the following bit from Mr. H, B. Wheatley's Preface te Mr. Herrtage's edition of the Catholicon for the Harly-English Text Society "When Mr. Alderman Hanson, F.S.A., was in- vestigating the history of various fruits, he was some- what puzzled by the term Jordan almonds' applied to the best kind of sweet almonds, and he set to work to look up the authorities. He found a definite statement in Phillips New World of Words' (sixth edition by Kersley, 1766), to the effect that the tiee grows chiefly in the Eastern countries, especially in the Holy Land near the river Jordan, whence the best of this fruit are called Jordan almonds." The same statement is made in Bailey's Dictionary in 1757 (the botanical portion of which was edited by no less a person than Philip Miller), and in many other books. In J. Smith's 'Bible Plants' (1877) we read, The best so-called Jordan almonds eome from Malaga, and none now come from the country of the Jordan.' The auther might very well have added that they neVer did come from that place. The merchants of Malaga, who ex- port the almonds, are equally at sea as to the derivation. One of them told Mr. Hanson that the Jeneral opinion was that a certain Frenehman, called ourdain, early in this century introduced an improved method of cultivation. This suggestion was easily negatived by reference to the fact that Jordan almonds were mentioned in printed books at least as far back as 1607. At last Mr. Hanson found his clue in the Promptorium,' where we read. lardyne almaunde, em,igdalan jardinum.' The difficulty was overcome, and the Jordan almond stood revealed as nothing more than a garden or cultivated kind of almond. Academy.

SOMETHING NEW IN ENTOMOLOGY. Last Sunday, as Mr. Jones was returning from church with his family, he discovered a new and singular-looking bug on his front doer-step, says a Detroit paper. As he was something of a scientist, he was pleased with the new specimen, and forming his pocket-handkerchief into a sort of cage, he pounced upon it, and succeeded in capturing it. "Bring me the microscope, children," he called, "and tell your ma to hurry; I want her to look at it; I am sure it belongs to the Hemiptera class and is a new specimen. Here, Charlie, put your eye to the ocular side and tell me what you see." Oh, pa, ain't it splendid ? It's got four wings, eight eyes, and, oh, my ain't it a sparkler, though ? Red and green and yellow, and—oh, it's getting away, ain't it, pa?" "Then it isn't dead!" cried Mr. Jones, in ecstacy; "I wasn't quite sure whether it moved or not.. Let me look! Yes, it's a terrestrial, I think, after all it belongs to the genus Pentoma-the antennae have that peculiar flexible look; and yet, now that I look again, the eyes seem to indicate that it is a Phytocoris, in that case it will be very destructive to your ma's plants, and we must kill it at once. I'll ask Professor Sill. It will be in any case a valu- able addition to scienee. Maria, where's the chloro- form?" "Up on the clock shelf what are you going to do with it;" asked Mrs. Jcnes, who had been given her undivided attention to the baby. Kill this bug as soon as you have examined it ? answered Mr. Jones, in a lofty voice. "I shall present it to the Detroit Scientific Association—" Well, I guess not, Mr. Jones," broke in his wife, who was looking with much interest at the new specimen. "I paid 2 dollars for that bug last week to wear on my new bonnet, and I must have dropped it off when I came in. It belongs to the genus Millinerae, and couldn't be any deader if it had been baked for a century. Science will have to get along without it, Jones; its already classified." Poor Jones I

A meeting of telegraph clerks was held at Plymouth on Saturday, when resolutions were passed refusing to accept the scheme as a final settlement of the ques- tion, and condemning it as inadequate; also declaring the intention to continue the agitation until the just claims of the clerks are conceded, notwithstanding the attempted coercion of Lord Frederick Cavendish. It was also resolved to suggest to the Central Committee that an effort be made to obtain from Government an avowal or disavowal of the opinion expressed by the Treasury in reply to the Postmaster-General, which showed a desire to curtail the citizen rights of the Civil servants, and gag members of Parliament by de- priving them of information from public servants through fear of the consequences.

THE PUBLIC LAND REGULATIONS IN MANITOBA. The new regulations for the dispesa) of public lands in Manitoba and the North-West Territery of Canada were published in a recent number of the Canada Gazette, and the following is a summary of the provisions r The even-numbered sections (one mile square) within the Canadian Pacific Railway belt, twenty-four miles on each side of the proposed railway to be held exclusively for free grant lands in quarter sections of 160 acres, and for pre-emptions of a like extent, which any settler will have the option of acq airing. Until Dec. 31 next the latter are te be seld under the old regulations. From Jan. 1, 1882, the price will be 10s. per acre, to be paid at the end of three years from date of settlement. Outside the railway belt the even-numbered sections to be also available for free grants and pre-emptions, the latter to be sold at 8s. per acre, payable at the end of three years the odd. numbered sections, or public lands, to cover the cost to the country of the Canadian Pacific Railway, being offered at 8s. per acre cash. Certain other provisions are made in regard to the sale of timber lots sales to individuals or corpora- tions for colonisation under which land can be obtained at lower prices for such purposes on certain conditions, and for the leasing of tracts of land for grazing purposes.

THE CHANNEL TUNNEL. A private visit was paid to the Channel Tunnel ex- perimental works last Saturday by Sir Edward Watkin (Chairman of the South-Eastern Railway Company) and a large party of scientific and other gentlemen interested in the operations. The party arrived at the Abbot's Cliff heading in a special train about midday, and at once proceeded to inspect the works. Very satisfactory progress was found to have been made with the boring operations since the last visit, the heading having been advanced to a total length of upwards of half a mile. The tunnel is kept perfectly free from any accumulation of water by the pumps, and a good average rate of advancement in the boring is maintained. There is no alteration in the nature of the strata. The work at the new shaft at Shakespeare's Cliff promises te be even more suc- cessful, a very superior boring machine being used. The progress of the work is considered highly satisfact- tory, and the promoters are very sanguine of its. ultimate success.

CHARITABLE HELP FROM LADIES.—At the annual distribution of prizes by the Countess of Dartmouth at Wolverhampton Orphan Asylum, on Friday, Mr. W. H. Rodgers, the chairman, stated that no iess than £ 45,000 had been contributed to the funis of th» institution by ladies alone. SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE.—1 he Earl of Bucharn (David Stuart Erskine), who died in his eighty-eighth year, in 1829, was, in his early yearSj taken by ths hand by Mr. Pitt—but upon a subsequent occasion, when an election of Scotch Peers took place, his lard- ship having, like the other peers, received a Govern- ment circular letter, naming the individuals to be elected, he retired from public life, considering this letter an insult to the peerage of Scotland—and upon that occasion wrote a letter to the minister, in which is this remarkable sentence "If the privileges of Scotland are endeavoured to be violated, I shall know how to make my porridge in my helmet, and stir it with my swrd