Cuddio Rhestr Erthyglau

10 erthygl ar y dudalen hon

IMPERIAL PARLIAMENT.

MONDAY NIGHT'S DIVISION.

[No title]

NORTH WARWICKSHIRE ELECTION.

THE ATTORNEY-GENERAL ON THE…

THE DISASTROUS FLOODS IN POLAND.

POISONED IN A SEWER.

CUTTINGS FROM AMERICAN PAPERS.

Newyddion
Dyfynnu
Rhannu

CUTTINGS FROM AMERICAN PAPERS. Do you believe in cremation ? asked a dude of Miss Dudine. "Yes, my deah. Ice cremation.' Poor dude clapped his hand on his empty pocket, and fainted. A Burlington marble dealer, who was instructed to make a tasteful little tombstone for a departed pet cat, with a suitable inscription, decorated the stone with the following: Tabby: Requies Cat in Pace." A Wethersfield gentleman, just returned from Florida, says that most of the land there isn't worth cent., but the climate is worth a thousand dollars an acre. A Pittsburgh man who put in the summer on the fifth floor of a City boarding-house, truthfully insisted that most of, his vacation had been passed at a mountin' resort." In one of the Indian languages the word woman is rendered kewanojawjaw," with marked and earnest emphasis on the last two syllables. Was early man a savage ?" asks a magazine writer. That depends. If the early man was dress- ing to catch the 4 a.m. train, and his collar button fell behind the bureau, the probabilities are that he was about as savage as they make 'em. A mover's waggon, which recently passed through Hyde county, bore this inscription Moving West to satisfy our creditors." Of forty-eight pupils in a Philadelphia girls' school, one can make bread, one can fry oysters, three know how'to cook beefsteak, forty-seven can dance, and every individual, one of the forty-eight can embroider.

ACCIDENT AT THE HEALTH EXHIBITION.

EPITOME OF NEWS.