The Swansea Gazette and Daily Shipping Register

Whore strong mea have wfU., weak ante Ml ftlahes. A man seldom begins to shew his temper aatfl hi JIIIIN it. The rising generation owes much to the iafWfcl fI the alarum clock. Bachelors may lead blissful lives, but yea eat* a spinster believe it. Labouring under a mistake to the most onprotfc- oble of all employments. Nerve is required to manage ft ISoa, aad tfp* taaaacy to manage a woman. There is certainly enough money spent «■ if fead to ruin to keep it in excellent repair. May: "Next to a man, what's the jollleat thiag yam know of P" Ethel: "Myself, if he's nice, Sven when a woman is worried to death ttht iomlt forget to see that her hat is on straight. DittyBmith: "I am offered £100 for my lata# sentimental song." Grimshaw: "Hueh-moneyP" "Rome wasn't built in a day, you know." "OhJ 0 was put up under a Government contract, was It P" What everybody is willing to do is to arbitrate with a man to get away from him sonethioc ftaf I is his. I It's easy enough to write cheques on the Bank al Success, but one has to be properly identified to get them cashed. Keep pour troubles to yourself; when you tell Item ytjgg are taking up tie time of the mea wfet M waiting to tell his. English Tourist: "I understand you American* fleet aD your rulers by ballot? Citiaeo: "Tea all except our wives." Miss Hugging: My father is very gooi at real* teg faces." Mr. Kisaam: "Then I had better net pint any kisses here." Mr. Hiborn: "By what unit of measuremeaA tould you properly estimate a mac "a devetta* tt you ? Miss Lowe: "The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, I— She (sweetly) "Do you, Mr. MammasdearP Bow- wouldn't you like to joir otz sewing class P" The Heiress: "Am I the. only girl in the whole wide world you love?" He: "No, dear; but you are the only girl I know who could afford to nuupa me." He: "Then I may live upon hope until next Sim day evening P" She: "Oh, poor fellow, is it aa ba4 tA that p Here, I'll lend pu enough to bu a Oeal." Two (pinions.—Nte:" No matter how smart a man is he is sun to meet some other man who h smarter." He: 'IT" and about 10.000 «o<om wfce fhinV thov II.J'C Printed by C. T. Lown at Vaughan's Pointing Works, Salubrious Place, Swansea in the County o Uam organ.