The Swansea Gazette and Daily Shipping Register

Where ftroog men have wflts, vr*ak amM 8M.. Irishes. A man seldom begins to shew his temper Uli ks Ihm it. The rising generation owes much to the inrMtal tI the alarum clock. Bachelors may lead blissful Unt, out y*B mbFI _d a spinster believe it. Labouring under a mistake is the most unprom flble of all employments. Kerve is required to manage a lioa, aai Ap> tanacy to manage a woman. There is certainly enough money spent Ml W md to ruin to keep it in excellent repair. May: "Next to a man, what's the jollied thlna you know of P" Ethel: "Myself, if he's aim, Sven when a woman is worried to death As flnesn't forget to see that her hat is on tffcralgfck. Dittysmith: "I am offered &100 for my laMff watimentalsong." Grimshaw: Hush-money P* "Some wasn't built in a day, you know." -0Ia1 it was put up under a Government contract. WN ItP" What everybody is willing to do is to arbitrate with a man to get away from him something tfMf to his. It's easy enough to write cheques on the Bank al Success, but one has to be properly identifted It get them cashed. Keep *$ur troubies to yourself; when job tad feem ym are taking up tl. time of the an wfcl ts waitinr to tell his. English Tourist: "I understand you Ainoriamo Meet all your rulers by ballot P Citiaen: "Tea all except our wives." Miss Huggins: NI V father is very good at read img faces." Mr. Kissam: "Then I had better sO frínt any kisses here." Mr. Hiborn: "By what unit of measurement DOuJA you properly estimate a tnai's deteMo If you?" Miss Lowe: "The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, J-er--IMar. Ibe (sweetly) "Do you, Mr. MammasdearP JtoW Wouldn't you like to joip Ob' sewing class P" The Heiress: "Am I the only girl in the wfcftl* wide world you love?" He: "No, dear; but J. are the enly gir' I know who could afford to aaalV* me." He: "Then 1 may live upon hope until next OM day evening P She U Oh, poor fellow, jsituba M that P Here, I'll lend you enough to Wy *jeal.w Two Opinions.—She: "No matter how smart 6 man io he is suro too meet, some other man who II smarter." He: '"T*# and about 10.000 woom wfr* lllnnk frhov arc Printed by C. T. LowE at Vaughan's Printing Works, J, Salubrious Place, Swansea, in the County of Glamorgan.