The Swansea Gazette and Daily Shipping Register

Whope wtrong me* km wfRa, wtl mm feat. A aaan ..140.. fergina to thew Id8 tenpar «■§ hi boo it. The riling generation mdi to Ik* hmMtal if the alarum clock. Bachelors may lead bllaiffld Ml—, Mrt ym mstft eake a apiaater believe it. Labouring under a mistake ti the meet wyraAfc- tM. of all employments. Werve is requised to manage a Urn, —i tMaacy to manage a woman. There is certainly enough ie—y apart m read to ruin to keep it in exeetteat raptor. May: "Next to a man, what!a the felUeal IMh f*u know of f Ethel s "Myseff, if h#'« IIY. when a woman Is werriei to Intti A* Ogmlt forget to see that her but to on stmigft bittyamith: "I MIl oftered AIM for my IlMl Mntimental song." Grimthaw: "Hueh-moneyr" "Some wasn't built in a day, you knew." 0401 ft wu put up under a Ootmmat oentraet, f" What everybody ia willing to d* ia to alUltwH with a man to get away from hhl. something ftMf Is Ms. It's easy enough to write «h«quM to the Baafc f| Suceeaa, tat one has to be properly MmtMai It fat then cashed. ,t trz x, m wantage o ttell Ma. English Tomrirt s «I understood. yM> Amsriaaa» Meet all yeur ruler* by ballot t CtHna t all except our wives." Misa Huggina: My father is ww cm £ at «Mit tag facet.7 Mr. Kis&am: "Then 1 had bettor M* joint any kisses here." Mr. Hiborn: "By what unit of WMMNMril lOuld you properly estimate a man's dervHeA ti you P" Miss Lowe: The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, T n hiipf* the (sweetly): "Do you, Mr. a Iwt. wouldn't you like to joir cn, sewing class t" The Beire88 "Am I the, only girl in the wfeala wide world you love?" He: "Wo, dear; but jot are the only gir' I know who could afford to nun toe." He: "Then I may live upon hope until next IIa toy evening P" She: "Oh, poer fellow, is it M M to that t 11. I'll lend y>u enough to Wf a oeal.0 Two Opinions. —flttse: "No matter bow smart • man ie he ia tut* to meet some other man whs to smarter." lie:" T«s: and about think frhay ar4t Printed by T. Lon at Works, I SalubriousK Place, Swansea in the County olGlamorpn.