The South Wales Daily Post

DOWN & SON FOR RELIABLE FURNITURE. IMMENSE STOCK TO SELECT FROM HIGH-STREET AND MORIilS-LANE, SWANSEA. 1817 B A TT-l r WITH HOT AND COLD TVAT:«:ff' x —*— N ————i——mi 111 n urn ——m—gfcij <taM PLUMBING. GAS-ELTTING AND ELECTRIC BELLS. JOHINr LEGG, NELSON. STREET. S'V ANSEA, SOLE AGiiNT TOIi THE INCANDESCENT GAS BUiiNEii. 7 it 1 THE SUCCESSFUL BUILDING SOCIETIES. THE LATEST SUCCESS—26^0 SHARES ALREADY TAKEN | THE "FIFTH" LIBERAL BUILDING SOCIETY Has decided to issue at the cemaieneenicnt of its Second Xear, on TUESDAY EVENING NEXT, Class" B" Shares (Lo save the inconvenience to Xew Clambers ef paving back sub- MriptioDSi, to realise simultaneously with the" Original" and "A" Shares, on the following sceIc, viz.:— On £ 10 Shares, representing _f Before borrowing, 12s. Od. And pro rata per calendar £ 100 L After (sorrowing. 20s. 2d. Month. Subscription Meetinje on tll. Third Tuesday of Every Month, Troia 7 to 8 p.m., at EiiENEZER SCHOOLROOM, High-street, Swansea. For further particulars and Prospectuses soplv to the Seeretarv 4284 W. A. DA VIEs, Iseoed, Swansea, o — MORGAN BEVAN AND SONS ARE NOW SHOWING LAMPS IN ENDLESS VARIETY OF QUALITY, STYLE, AND PRICE. ALL MAJtKJtD IN PLJJCT FIGURES. 24, CASTLE STKEET, SWANSEA. ass a CHAS. JENKINS & SON, -I I ABEETHAW BLUE LIAS LIME WORKS. BRIDGEND. | •* i__ GEO. A. HEMMINGS & CO.,I J J ) Wholesale and Retail COAL MERCHANTS, Beg to thank their numerous Customers for past support, and trust to be favoured with a continuance of the same, which will always receive prompt and personal attention. Tijey also take this opportunity of informinz the residents oE the Mumbles and Neigh- bourhood that they HAYE OPENED A BRANCH BUSINESS AT NORTON-ROAD. BEST QUALITY HOUSE COAL. BEST ANTHRACITE NUT & COBBLES A SPECIALITY. Pktvate AMMSSK SWANSEA 111, St. WXLES'S-B.IU. Mumbles—Bournemouth Villa, Langt.and. Orders may be sent to addresses as above. Prices on Application. BARGAINS IN BEDSTEADS. Ben Evans & Co., Ltd. Having purchased the Entire Stock of a Manufacturer of BRASS and IRON BEDSTEADS, COTS, &c., are offering the same for Sale DAILY THROUGHOUT THE MONTH, AT EXTRAORDINARILY LOW PRICES. Thus extending to their customers the full advantages of the Bargains they have secured. The Display of this Enormous Purchase in their Show-rooms and \Vii)do\vs, and the Extraordinary "Value offered, has caused great astonishment in Swansea and South Wales. THE FOLLOWING- VERY SPECIAL LINES ARE WELL WORTH ATTENTION:— Very strong Combination Bedstead, with double wire-woven Mattress, oft. x Gft. 3m.; price IDs. DJ. complete. Verv strong Black and Brass Bedstead, 4ft. 6in. x 6ft. Gin. price, 14s. Gd. Very strong Black and Brass Bedstead, with extended loot rails and brass mounts complete 1 tin. pillars; 4 price, 24s. Gel. Very strong Black and Brass Bedstead; :^n- diameter polished pillars, with brass rails, mid fully mounted 4ft. 6111. x 6ft. Gin. price, 42s. Very strong Child's Cot, 2tt. x 4ft. price, lis. 9d. B.E. & Co. always have in stocl: one of the largest and choicest selections in the trade of Single and Double Brass and Iron Bedsteads, suitable for every class of residence, and at prices nging from 1 Os. Gd. to 15 guineas. ra ° TEMPLE STREET, SWANSEA. IIOPKINSON'S JAMS ARE THE BEST. HOPIvINSON S JAMS AND MARMALADE ARE ABSOLUTELY THE BEST 4009 AT, alitM!BO-LB-jR AL 'q ALL TOW(45.. AriENCIES L ffi and jSvoit 10, NLLSON-STRLET, bW AiS IS ii< A MANAGER GEO. BELL. 6 REMOVAL OF BUSINESS. 1" "r A ir' GENUINE SALE. -L- J S J e £ 3- SWEEPING REDUCTIONS IN MEN'S YOUTHS' & BOYS OVERCOATS & SUITS, GENTS' MERCERY. &c. D. JONES & COMPANY Have decided to CLEAR ALL THEIR PRESENT STOCK Wore removing to lursjer and more convenient Premises, and to eifect this, ALL G-OUDS have been EL-MARKED at phenomenally LOW PRICES -AL WATERPROOF COATS, IT ATS & CAPS, TO BE CLEARED AT A SACRIFICE. D, J. & Co. refrain from giv.ng :n\ prices, but would ask the Public to come and see for themselves the BARGAINS OFFERED. SALE TO CONTINUE UNTIL STOCK IS ENTIRELY CLEARED. NOTE ^irlE ADDRESS- D. JONES & CO., OUTFITTERS, &c„ COLLEGE STREET (NEXT TO 30RO' STORES), SWANSEA. ¡-' TRIPE SUPPERS I IN COFFEE-ROOM I EVERY Sil TUR It1 Y EVENING, FROM 7.30 TO 10.0, AT 1/0 EACH. I NO CHARGE FOR ATTENDANCE. ROYAL HOTEL, HIGH-STREET, J. S. TUKBRlDGa 4296j Proprietor, TO LARGE CONSUMERS. ISAAC GALE IS OFFERING A SPLENDID TEA AT 1/- PER LB. 20LBS. CADDY AT 11 ID LD. IS," HIGH ST. SWANSEA. (4:310 PRACTICE TRUE ECONOMY BY DEALING DIRECT VdTH THE MANUFACTURERS, SCOTCH WOOL AND HOSIERY STORES (Fleming, Reid, and Co.. Greenock, N.B..) 7, O X F O K D S T K EET SWANSEA, Over 70 Branches throughout Scotland and England. KNITTING WOOLS k KNITTED HOSIERV AND SIIAWSWATER DRESS FABRICS, DIRECT ImOM THE GREENOCK MILLS. Price List and Crochet Instruction Book Free on application to above audress, or FLEMING, REID, & CO, THE WORSTED MILLS, GREENOCK, N. B. 1043 HOUSE .,I I ?A I I .I FUEL j rHE ATLANTIC FUEL Co., LTD. -n" £ 1 IS OD. HAMPERS OF WINES AND SPIRITS (Asserted according to directions). ACKNOWLEDGED TO BE THE BEST VALUE IN THE MARKET. MARGRAVE BROS., LLANELLY, SOLE Propf.tktors:— EXCELSIOR WHISKY. Recoinmended for the Sick and Convalescent by the Highest Medical Authorities and Journals in the Kingdom, 1648 'All AYPOLE jQAIEY 0OMPANY MAYPOLE BUTTER Is. ID. PER LB. MAYPOLE BUTTER Js. ID. PER LB. IJELICJOUS, FRESH, A3D PUKE. CHOICEST BUTTER IN THE WORLD MARGARINE 4 £ <J. per IU, MARGARINE od. per IIJ. Superior to that aoid elsewhere at 6d. anet 3d. per lb. MAYPOLE DAIRY CO., 217A, HIGH-STREET. SWANSEA. I The Original Remedy for HEART DISEASE aud all its weaknesses. The onlv Remedy whkh treats successfully "CHANGE OF L i-FI.I. J MOREL'FSOVRAN HAS THE LARGEST SALE OF ANY MEDICINE. it dissolves the lc.od, thereby compelit »ig digestion. It promotes circulation of the blood. It soothes and Ftrenathenfe irritated nerves. II It gives stamina to man, promotes muscie. It cleanses the Kidneys and ths Liver of all impurities. AGENTS FOR S A A Mr JOHN VA VIL8, Hisjh-street. Mr KVAN THOMAS. Castle-d-reei. Mr J. 11 YHDDIN DAVIES, Oxford-street. I £ ii0 V FOR 'VEDDING RINGS WEDDING RINGS GO TO I BROUGHTON'S, I U TUB NOTED WKDDIlSCi RING SHOP- jjn ft Y s;>p Hyiiodnrn Fodrwyau priodiisol. Jf 31, II Kt li fcTKEET, M 'swan S E A M (Opposite liowa *a<i j&jr j Con^j jibf; "JOUR Chehisy S | "ICalydME; ,k TH £$ NOT ICE. I Tn": Businbs of Vet erinal Y Surgeons carrisd'on bv Mtssrs. Dow and Margrave at t.hf- aixjve address, ami managed by ihe late Mr. Jtobeit Margrave, will l.o continued in the name oi the above firm, and managed by Mr. B. Cook, M.K C.V.S.. and Mr. D. G. Davies, M. tr.C.V.S., of lhe ti; m of Messrs. Cook and Davies, Vatennary Surgeons, Swansea; and all Messages, Letters, or Communications sent to 44, Thonias-.vtwet. LUnelly, wiii reccive their prouil t and personal attention. 44, Thomas-street. LlaGP.lIy, February l.itb, 10 >6. 437o V WANS ft A TOTA 1 ABSTINENCE SOCIETY, The usual WEEKLY TEMPERANCE MEETING will be held at the RAGGED SCHOOL, TO-MORROW (SATURDAY) EVENING, FEBRUARY 15, 1896. ADDRESS by the Rev JAlaES OWEN (Mount Pleasant). SOLOS, &e., by the Misses Owen, Elliott* and M. Hughes (Wi«utjarlwydti), and Messrs E, EÙbtJUlJ(Ù;, A. Davies, T. Spieer, aDd W. rdorean. C hair to Le taken at eisbt, o'clock by Air Walter J. Waxki>*s. Admission iree. 4375 T LA NT WIT JXAVEIl SCHOOL JL BOARD. TONNA HO l.S. WANTED, a MALE EX-P.T. for the above tiehool. balarv £60, rising by annual lncreuieuts of (-2 10s, to K maXituum of £ 65. Applications to bo macs on Íon\'u to be obtaiued at. our oihee, stating aga and '.jualifi- cations, with not more that three recet". lesti- ri)onjais, to be LID u* not later than the 9TH march, CUTHEERTSON AND POWELL, er-s,rect, Cierks. February 13th, 18S6, 4377 7 | ^.4MlJ AND I ,Ai< ? OTEI., JMORKiSTON. SFL12XDID ACCOMMODATION FUIl TJ(AVKL!.EHS. Comatercia!, Coffee, aud Sm jkc Itoom;. BUliaidg, Haths. Mo.ierale Cba1 For i'articulari, apoiy t'l MRS. EVANS, LAMB AND FLAG. MOi-'KlhiTON. 4574 SWANSEA ARMS, IJ I ..i. i j-}.. uXt OltD- LUÜ': 1', S \V A N S BA, F. MORGAN (Formerly belon^inu- to the Newport. Seconds air Jjlountaiu Ash Foot bail Clubs; Begs to inform the inhabitant.? of Swansea generally that he has taken over the above well-known Hotel, and hope? to receii-e Ft fair share of patronage. GOOD ACCOMMODATION rOR TRAVELLERS, 3900 P I A. -NT O | Our ADF.I.INA i»lr.deJ m Wa!niit has the Latest is Pet feet ill Tone and Touch, flud at 24 Ci uaieas istho Cheapest, instrument offered to the Public. J. BRADER AND SONS iONLY ADtiitK.SS), 8 (V U. WIND-STREET. SWANSEA CEYLON TEA IS THE FINEST iN TH. WORLD. We make a point of Securing the Small Leaf Siftings of the Finest Ceylon Tea, which we Seil for Cash. PER £ jJ POUND. The Best Value of any Tea Sold. I TAYLOR & Co., LIMITED, I SWANSEA & MUMBLES.

¡ FRfDAV, FEBRUARY 14, 1896. NOTES & COMMENTS I The members of the Swansea Watch Committee have defined their position for the Lenelit of the Home Office, and it remains to be seen how it falls in with the latter's idea of what that position is. i- It is true that the3e two promotions wmre authorised against the recommendations of the chief officer of the force," observe the committee in the letter to the Home Office, and we claim the right to on aider every recommendation of th.» chief- constable upon its merits, and to make such appointments in the force ns are calculated to promote its efficiency." In practice this b;d assertion of the assumed right of the Watch Committee to absolute control of the force has meant that nearly every iecommendation >A the chief-constable has been wrangled over and put to the vote aimost invariably with the res'iit that it has bee.; set aside. The appointments which hj has considered ealcmated to promote the efficiency of the force" have, as a rule, not been made since they hare clashed with the appointments which a b:sri, majority of the committea regard as I, calculated to prosnoio the j fctliciencv of the force." This is the crux of the whole matter. is the control j ..i the police to be in the hands of the chiei-constable, who is res-pon?ib!e 10: its discipline and efficiency, or in the hands of a cot en; (if men who have no p.irticuiar cjuaiilication for the work, and who, iu case of disaster, will he able to evade personal respousibiirty ? Wo take it that the vital points ;.|t issue are not whether the committee have been in the habit, of stultifying tuemselves, making rules one day and ignoring them another. 1;(\1' whether a particular officer is iu good health and able to discharge his duties. These matters are relevant only in so far as they indicate the use the majority may have "uie of their powers. The fact which has probably arrested tho attention of the Home Office autborit.es is that the chiet-coi.stable recommended the appointment of other officers whom Iw considered better fitted for the duties i I'o brief is held for Captain Colquhonn in these columns. Irom nrst to last v.a i have meroty emphas:^ d the coitimoii'.ftiiw view that dual control is bn.d for fcbe force, and, therefore, fov tlie public who uiuintain the force, and that the committee should either tiust the officer placed in author ;y or, if t'n-y can f-iuuv good reason why the tvast should be withheld from Captain C\>)qu':onn, that they secure the services <>f a chicl-consia!>!e in whom trna'. can be p!a.od. 'i'iie li-'me Secretary will do Svvausst a a .> e: vice o £ inesliniabie value l>v o; i tin: upon an oud being pot..me way or h:.other, to tiiis njis'iiievous dual i cotjuoL ¡- i In most other towns Watch Committees, while exercising supervision, subject to the sanction of the Home Secretary, over appointments virtually made by the chief-constabie—since- the recommenda- tions of tho Jafter are almost in- variably acted upon—recognizo that the power to punish and to reward th.:ij vested m him, contributes largely to the tuain- b teriauc. of discipline. Nothing could be more subversive to discipline than the system in vogue at Swansea of encourag- ing subordinate officers to button-hole members of the Watch Committee, and to ptate when- asrirations and grievauces to members, and the friends of members. It is a system that would not be tolerated by any private iirm. The periodical public slighting of the ciiicf-constable in a natural part cf the system. It is in this notorious elevation of wirc- pulling into a serious business in the force i that the demand for a searching inquiry iuuis its origin. The members of the v\ atch Committee responsible Lr tile sys-j tern meet every protest with iu:iuuati<.<ns iniplying that tho power cannot safely be trusted to Captain Coiquhoun. The public want the Home Office, as the tinal court of appeal, to provide the means whereby the point in dispute I' uno.tr,yuig the etirnal conflict between a section of the Watch Committee and the I chief-constable may be put to the test. The letter of the Watch Committee seems to sLow that 1 lie members labour under some misapprehension as to the bruit of their powers. They are not in sole cnarge of the force. The Home Office, representing the Imperial exchequer, from I which the police receive bad their wages, { has a determining voice in these matters, j Captain Coiquhoun is equally as much the j servant of the Crown as be is a servant of the Swansea ratepayers. 11 vviil be a iine outcome oi this misapprehension for the Home Office to refuse to contribute its half. Tuatisa, contingency by no means remote, should the majority of the Watch Committee members persist in their present course. The genuine remedy—the only remedy—is an inquiry into the whole administration of the Swansea Police foi'ce.

-4k. The possible loss to the t"wn of the services of Mr. Hopton, the chief accoun- tant or the Corporation, is, we imagine, not wholly disconnected with the proposal now under consideration of creating a brand now office which will enable some- one tp draw L600 or tT! a year for dignifying rather than filling it. Mr. Hopton, from ali accounts, is one of those useful, scarcely noticed, public servants who do much and important work for very little pay. Ths salary, we are assured, is less than Jt'200 a year, and at the present time, he performs virtually the duties which fall to a borough treasurer. In the opinion of those best able to judge he is quite equal to ail the duties of the higher office; in fact, he, or someone equally qualified, would be indispensable if a ligurehead were selected to cany the responsibility and receive the emoluments of borough treasurer. As aboui li^OO.UOO a year passes through toe hands of the chief official in charge of the financial business of the Corporation— whether he be called accountant or treasurer—it is obvious that the position shouid mean a decent salary. The mischief of it, however, is that the salary is often divorced from the actual work. The Corporation will be doing wrong in per- I mitting Mr. Hopton to go elsewhere. If he bo worth, say, £300 to Leicester, he is I worth at least that sum and a trifle more to Swansea., where ho has laboured for years. There would probably be no difficulty in suitably recognising his acknowledged I value but for the fact that certain members of the Conned, for reasons best known to themselves, are bent upon giving someone a chance of drawing a substantial srdary by uniting the absolutely dissimilar duties of borough treasurer and estate agent. The absurdity of this proposed amalgam ought to lie obvious. At the present time loss than a dozen leases are grantxl I annually oy the Corporation, if a serious eiiort is to be made to develop the public estate, ail agent of exceptional capacity I and large experience is needed. Such a man is unlikely to be equal to the duties of borough treasurer if something more than I the gracing of the office is to bo expected from him. The situation created by the evident desire of lih. Hopton to leave for some town where Ids value is more likely to be appreciated grants the council the chance of giving the linai quietus to the fanciful scheme which a joint committee is now eegaoed in elaborating.

OUlt i OOTBALL COMPETi- TIOJN. FIVE GUINEAS FOR A TIP. On Saturday, February 15:h, the follow- itur mutches are to be piuved: — J Aberavon Swansea LlanoUy v. Neath Morriaiou v. Penarih Newport v. Cardiff Swansta it v. Aberavon II. u'layed oil iln- £ t\- im.l vf L1L: fortner, Three things will be required oi the success.ul tipsier, First, he will have to find Uie winning teanr-i; then, seuondh, be will have to place the winui-rs in the order of merit that is to say, the lean.' that wins \iUl most in hand will have to un put at the top of the list, and the other according to the margin of points, orediU d to them. Draws, of course, will Le at the bottom o' tht: list, Finally the st-orefi of each teaui will nave to be given in points, and the total number for n.IJ the winning teams placed at the looi. Four matches must be played. The following coupon should bf filled up and must tpacii us not later than two o'ciock on Saturday next, in an envelope plainly marred in the left-hand corner Co'tiipciitio/i. COUPON 21. 1 :o..L..n- f! j i M 4 \Vh>mn Pis. j Pis | n q | Team. for | agstJ Pts. £ 1 1 | IF- I It O J I I j J I ;|" Total. i j | jy Name I II f Auurcss 1 I fi L Ji A

CRICKET ITEMS. Mr. W. Davies. Vauxhail, Llanelly, has be- come a professional cricketer, having accented the position of wicket-keeper and groundsman to the Market Harborough Town Club In the Mid- land-. The Llanelly First Eleven have arranged fixtures for the coming season with Cardiff, New- port, and Swansea, nnd there is a. new home and home fixture with Lampeter College. This has been arranged at the request of the Collegiaus. Efforts are being made to -c-t up tour matches with Swansea. The County League formed for Carmarthen- shire promises to give the summer game a. much- needjd lift in the west. A capital set of ofBeers nave been elected in the following •—President. Mr. T. Seymour, Pontyberem; vice-presidents, Messrs. E. Trubshaw, F, N. Poweli, H. Samuel, v. B. Lliimaton, 11. S. Seymour, Vt. N, Jones, John Thomas. W. Y. Neville, J. F. II. Buckley, Dan Williams, T. Jenkins, ami W. O. Brigstocke secretary and treasurer, Mr. R. II. Linn, 22, Murray-street, Llanelly. At a meeting held at the Swansea Y.M.U.A. in connection with the cricket club on Tuesday tue following were elected ofdeers — Captain. T. Fuwcii vice-captar.i. Neville Davies, gymnasium instructor; secretary, H. Dorreli; treasurer, \V. Nicholls. secretary Y. M.C. A. A field has been obtained at Skeity. and it was decided to hiy out a good pitch. 1 oe subscription is a nominal one, being Es. Ad members desirous of joining should communicate wiih the secretary as earlv as possible, who will also be pleased to arrange matches with good local clubs. Address 9, Calveri-terrace, Swansea.

THiil "POST" DiAftY. j Tug Two I'-rtoi Mi.ur>.vs ev»ry evening; 7 ana y o'clock. I Feb. i5.-Third ordinary general meeting pro- prietors of the h n ausea and Mumbles i;ilway. at 'd, KutlaiwI-ilreH. at 12.50 p.m. Feb. 15. — Fifth half-yearly peeeiai meet ing of I Jfulnhks Railway and Pier CUT)JpauYJ at ii, Jini- lamt-streel, tSwall5C'H. at 10.30 ".1)1. i-Vb. — Pr. Ailinsonat the l'nbiic ltall, Tielx.etli. f,A). !6.—Annual weekly meeting of Swansea, 'lot..1 Abui inenee rioeiet.y, at Ha.g¡.{c<Í ::id1¡.,oJ, at ii III 1-Vt>. 17.—Animal banquet of tSvvansea aud piM-ricl. i.i -ensed Victuallers Association at l'.o.yal Hotel Sv.at'ses. Feb. 20. —Sale ..f the Theatre i.'oya!, Svianse.1, at Mackwon ll Hotel, by Mr. %V II. eees. Feb. 20 an<l 21.—1«rami Ba/.aar at, Canaan Congrega- tional Ctu.reii, Foxhole. IV li. Feb. 20 an<l 21.—1«rami Ba/.aar at, Canaan Congrega- tional Ctu.reii, Foxhole. ^wjiiimn «i«nniiiii —r fMiii-iiniinrrimrnw!i>irnii—nirii iniirn~T'iMi>niBTiii—>m

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T- THE POST BAG. -+- I It is when yon paze upon the Cardiff and Svvansea town-halls that you feel ii :e joining the dynainstards. There's a deal in common between Hospital Comraitieey and Irish ejections. There at'3 1 spoilt votes at both. The Llunelly Chamber of Connnerceclaitii51 tc have the largest number of meaabers ot any chamber in the Principality. Doctors of medicine and doctore ef divinity are well representod on the Swansea Hospital Committee, What the former gain iu wtiW" bers the latter make up in siza. There was a record attendance at tb- hospital managers' meeting on Wednesday. Those present numbered 67. Everybody turns up when appointments are to be made- Soaao men won't let trifles stand in their way. Un Wednesday evening a geuslemao walked into a Swansea place of worship during the service, handed the door key solemnly to his wife, and walked out. A grocer m the town lias a placard in a prominent position outside his shop announc- ing that lie has the new season's tea at one shilling per !b." The foot-note en the bill, The tea for hard times speaks for itself. A genbamaa kindly lent his hat for the purpose Ell' collecting the ballot papers at Wednesday's Meeting of the Swansea Hospital Committee. He lelt sorry be had doso so when 110 heard it suggested that ttiera was more in then than when it was on his head. J.he late Rev Aifonzo UriSihs, of Skettv, in ins little hand-book of Welsh hynanoiogy, gives the following parody of a weil-known Welsh hymn :— Mi feddy!iais yn y boreu, Buasvvn oriau ruaith eve byn, Wecli dyrnu'r helem wenilh, Ae yn bwyta'r bara gwyn, Siornedigaeth, Se. Yw csel bwyta bara haidd. What price this iTvith apologies to Dr.. Gomer Lewis) :— Doctor amvyl, sut yr yd yell, .jctor. O mor vvyeli eicri gwawr. Doctor, rhodilwch bwys eieh corpws, I3oetor, ar v gadair l'awr; Dynia iiwsigi &c. Owe 11 na thine y delvn aur. A Swansea ratepayer says that Koose weeks :1go ho thought be had a fair idea of the triple scheme, but now, after the asiles of explanations and counter-explanations pub- lished, his head throbs and his bnÜn reels when he tries ts form an intelligible idea concerning it. Two Swansea iadies devoted a whole hour on Wednesday evening to a description of the lunny things said and rtone by George Grossmith, and the only comment offered ity the company who heard the description wis, It tMn-.t have beeu a trifle dreary if you've given us the choice bus," Theo thought they had; but the wit had suffered by dilution. The Society for the Preveniioa of Cruelty to Animals will please pass by on the other side. A l-ligh-strect publican possesses ;i dog which has been ailing la tely. Asking the advice of a irsptui, he was recommended to give it a little excitement. Of what nature ?" queried the man of the refreshments. ¡. G ï It it a meal." The water scene at the New Theatre this week is a very pretty one. To the average theatre-goer it appears as if real water is used, but this is not 8e. TÙ4t contrivance) however, by v. bieh the L[Get is produced is a very ingenious one., and is completely successful. If the Society CJOWI) fares in other towns as lie did in Swansea it is rot surprising that he left the comic opera stage. The Albert Hall was packed, and the gathering wall probably the most brilliant brought together in the borough for many months. Thogeuerai verdici at the close wws ecstatically eutogistie. ""ion don't want no food new, do you, my little beauties?" were the words in which a local gentleman addressed some pet rabbits the other day. His little youngster, hearing the remark, ccrrected his father thusly. "Aon don't want tiny food is the correct thior, to say, dad. "Oh, never mind," said the old gent., "the rabbits don't know the difference." There is a man living in Swansea who every time ho toes out to dine afterwards comes to this office and insists upon paving a year's subscription for the Daily Post in advance. He has already paid up to the end ot 1947. We are endeavouring to ascertain what brand the gentleman uses, to that it may be more generally put on the market. The Mercvry cives this diverting bird's-cve view oZ the programme at last Friday's Chamber of Commerce banquet:—"The neW dock question was, ol course, the staple of the speeches, lima and again it cropped vp, with ail the forward persistence of King Charles' head in Mr Dick's conversation- The programme, therefore, shaped itself in the manner hereunder shown Speoch •. New dock question on general lines. Song: Mr. 1). ljuihcrJoseph. Speech New dock question ill it) relation to the CWIl1:liedi water works, Sons Mr, IS. C. Jenxin*. Speech .New dock question ant1 the forthcoming vote. embodying passionate appeals to the" rate- payers. Recitation-. Mr. K. IV. Spowarf. Speech The new dock proposal as it affects ths question of collateral security. Song: Mr. F. IV. Powell. Speech 'The new dook question in all its bearing8- eonciufbng w:th jinoiiier lerveut aopeai ue rale payer-. And it is all so true, too A school boy with the curiosity appertain' ing tohis kind was intensely operations of some Corporation workm-0 who were repairing some waterpipes lt1 Oxlord-iitrect yesterday, when one of tj:c workmen tapped a pipe and suddenly a jet of water rose a dozen feet in the air, cover.Dj! lne boy, who was bonding over tiio spot, \vit& confusion and cold water. The Rev. Elvet Lewis delivered a lecture onwhathecaiicd Browning's Message °^ Hone." before the Waller-road Literary Society, Swansea, on Tuesday night, ft is an interesting fact that antong the audienCo was Sirs Thomas Jones, widow of the ^a"° 11 Poet Preacher ol Wales. Browning W:1' a frequent attendant at the London ChunMi of which the late Thomas Jones was pastor, and Mrs Jonos recalls with delight her asso- ciation with the poat. Quite an interesting little scarc wrs created up Mount Pleasant on Thursday a.rt¡,rrJoon. An absurd rumour was circulated to «• effect that the children in the infants' dep&r^ ment of Terrace-road Board S< nc were put under chloroform a»d l"1L* vaccinated by two medical men, a step being, it was said, ren"e- necessary by the prevalence of small-p°x the district! Such a report naturally much consternatien iu the fcreasts of ^,U^j U SC¡)OO mothers who had children at 1. e "eJ which was forthwith besieged by escl-^ women, whoso anxious tears in rfi«-!i,rU Iheir offspring were only, in some inst*^ relieved by the teachers producing t,i-*>osea children safe and sound. It |d tUkI that the report originated in the iu^enl° mini of a boTwhs wanted a holiday*