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MR. MERRION'B FLIRTATION.

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MR. MERRION'B FLIRTATION. I tell you, Mrs. Merrion, I am not going to stand it!" Mr. Peveril Merrion was short and stout, with small hazel eyes, a ruddy complexion, and a moustache the colour of hay. Dignity, or even its assumption, euits some some men it didn't suit Mr. Peveril Merrion. Dear me, Peveril, I'm sure you're making I a great fuss about nothing;" said Mrs. Merrion, with an impatient toss of her head. She was as unlike her husband as possible —a phenomenon you often come across in married couples, where, instead of like loving like," the strongest practicable contrasts develop themselves. Fanny Merrion was slight and rather tall, with mischievous blue eyes, a complexion like freshly opened apple blossoms, and hair of the shining dark brown that is almost black. You danced with George Harland five times, Mrs. Merrion," said the indignant husband. Only three times, Peveril. Only three times and a promenade," pleaded Mrs. Merrion. And what is a poor woman to do when a gentleman asks her to dance ? Am I to make a courtesy and say, 'No, I thank you; my husband isn't willing.' "Nonsense, Mrs. Merrion." "Just what I think myself—the absurdest nonsense in the world," demurely assented Mrs. Merrion, arranging a sprig of geranium in her belt. And your old lover, too. Don't think I am ignorant of your past life, Mrs. Merrion," growled her husband. Well, my dear, how is the poor man to help that ?" But a married woman, Fanny. Have you no respect for public opinion ?" Dear me," cried out the tormented little woman, "one would think I bad broken one of the laws of the land What have I done after all P Waltzed three times with Mr. Harland in a public ball-room, and let him take me down to sapper "You have-fiirt;d with him. You, a married woman. Mrs. Merrion, with your husband standing by scarcely able to believe the evidence of his own eyes "But it isn't half so bad as it would have been if my husband hadn't been standing by, is it ?" Fanny, will you be serious ?" I am as serious as I can b", Peveril, unless I burst into tears. If you want me to cry I'll do my best in that line. I suppose yon never flirt P" 1, Mrs. Merrion ?" Fanny went out of the room, and closed the door behind her with a degree of emphasis that almost amounted to a bang. It's too bad said she to herself, as safe behind the shelter of the damask curtains she watched her husband strut down the street, his hat shining like satin, his silk umbrella buttoned up trimly, and his very boot heels redolent of snug, middle-aged respectability. Ileis getting to be a perfect Othello And 1 won't endure it So to re'ieve her overcharged feelings and quiet the electric current of nervous agitation Fanny put on her bat and went down town shopping. As it chanced she w. s detained longer than she had anticipated, and the weather was settling down into a rainy dusk just as she came opposite the house of an old schoolmate, now married and settled like herself. Good quoted Mrs. Fanny to herself. I'll go in and borrow a hood and waterproof cloak from Hosie Gilles, and it's only a couple of blocks to the cars, and I shall be home in a quarter of an hour." Rosie lent the hood and waterproof cloak with ready good humour, and herself assisted in the tying of an antiquated veil over Mrs. Merrion's blooming face. "I declare, Fanny," cried she, laughing, you're transformed into a pretty incognita. I don't think your own husband would know you in this guise." Perhaps not," said Fanny. But I must hurry home. Only see how dark it is grow- ing." Shall 1 send a servant with you ?" Nonsense As if I was afraid And Fanny Merrion ran laughing down the steps. As she entered the car, closely veiled and wrapped in the dark folds of the waterproof cloak, a short, stout gentleman rose to give her his seat, and with an inward smile Mrs. Merrion recognised her lord and master. She accepted the civility, with a mute nod —there was something in the comicality of the situation that impelled her to keep up the disguise. We're acting a little bit of romance in real life," said she to herself. How near and yet how far! Husband and wife-yet for the time being perfect strangers to each other. "I'll get out of the bltck tbis side of home, and then, if I run all the way, I can perhaps get there before Peveril does, and thereby escape a lecture a yard long about the propriety of married ladies being out after dark.' To hear the blessed man talk one would suppose that nothing in the world was improper for unmarried ladies." She sprang out, but to her surprise, not to say dismay, l'everil Merrion stepped nimbly out after her. Don't be in such a hurry, ma'am," said he in a low, insinuating voice. "Allow me to see you home. Pretty girls shouldn't be out alone after dark. And! you think I'm a wizard, but such a little white hand as yours can only correspond to, a pretty face. Take my arm, miss." Mrs. Merrion took his arm accordingiy, convulsed with inward mirth. He pressed it after a most friendly fashion. Don't walk too fast," said he. Let me carry your bag." Mrs. Merrion gave it to him. They were nearing their own door when, to the surprise of the gentleman who had perhaps expected to walk half a dozen blocks or further, his fair companion paused on the threshold. "You—you're not stopping here! he ex* claimed, nearly stumbling over the ferrule of his own umbrella. "Yes, I am," said the lady in a high treble voice, quite different from her usual accents. I am going to see Mrs. Merrion and tell her of your un—warrantable—conduct." Oh, don't do that," cried the husband in a flurry. "Just think a minute how foolish it would be and how very uncom- fortable." But I shall!" squeaked the assumed falsetto. A man of your age "Mr. Mert- rion twisted himself uneasily about- ought to know enough to let the pretty girls alone You need a lesson, sir—and you sball receive one." So saying she pulled the bell vigorously. Is Mrs. Merrion at home ?" "No, ma'am," said Norah. "she ain't got home from shopping yet." Mr. Merrion drew an audible sigh of relief. "No matter, said the relentless little Nemesis. I'll come in and wait for her." She pushed past Mr. Merrion into the re- ception-room, and seated herself deliberately under the little chandelier that Norah had just lighted, while Mr. Merrion, shifting from one foot to the other, had turned the colour of taliow. Now, my good girl, how very unreason- able all this is!" he argued. II And-why, Fanny, it's you For Mrs. Merrion had risen and thrown ou the disguising folds of the waterproof and the mask-like veil and stood there with eyes sparkling full of mischief. Yes, it's I," said she. And now, my dear# what have you got to say for yourself ? Be- cause, you know "—with a comical imitation of his own deep, sonorous tones-" you never flii-t Ob, dear me, no If Peveril Merrion had been a whipped dog, grovelling on the floor, he could not have looked, or perhaps felt, meaner. My dear," said he, I didn't—that is- what 1 mean to say is—we're all human, you know, my dear!" Exactly so," said Mrs. Merrion. It's what I have remarked myself a soore of times. Only it isn't fair to expect me to be a pattern of perfection set up on a pedestal above the rest of the world, when you are so very human-is it now P" Fanny," said Mr. Merricn, I acknow- ledge myself in the wrong. Don't be merci" less, my dear. I—I am very sorry. I won't do it again." "And you pledge yourself to leave off finding fault with me for the future?" "I will pledge myself to anything, my dear." The next time Fanny danced with George Harland, Mr. Merrion made no objection. If he bad Fanny was prepared with the m" sinuating whisper: Don't be in such a hurry, ma'am. Allow me to see you home." < ? And it would have acted like a charm.- Exchange'.

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