Papurau Newydd Cymru

Chwiliwch 15 miliwn o erthyglau papurau newydd Cymru

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BILL WASN'T SQUARE.

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BILL WASN'T SQUARE. A New Yorker who was out in Montana last month was drafon on a coroner's jury to go out to a mine and hold an inquest on the body of a man killed by a premature explo- sion. When the crowd reached the spot it was to find the supposed corpse sitting up and very much alive. Bill, how's this asked the much sur- prised ooroner, as he took in the situation. I dunno," replied Bill. You ain't dead, it seems." No." II But they said you were." I suppose they thought I wag." But they sent me word, and I've brought a jury doAvn." Well, am I to blame ?" Ii Look here, Bill 1" continued the official in an injured tone, "this is the third time in- side of a year I've trotted out here to hold an inquest on you and been monkeyed with! Don't let it happen again I've no time to fool away in this fashion. If you are going to get killed go at it and have it over with if you ain't then stop this monkey work or, you'n I'll have trouble Bill growled that he was doing the best he could under the circumstances, and that he was not the man to make anybody needless trouble, and the coroner took the New Yorker aside and said, I am sorry, but you see how it is. He ought to be dead, but as he isn't we have got to call the inquest off." Ob, that's all right. I was quite willing to come as one of the jurorB. Sorry to put you to the trouble, as I said before, but Bill is one of the meanest critters on this side-hill. There's no counting on him, though I'll get him in course of time. Going to be in town lor.g ?" Three or four days." "Then it's all right. We've slipped a cog on Bill, but we're sure to pick up something else in that time, and I'll make you foreman of the jury!"

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