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THE DUCHESS.

UNKIND.

A SCREAMER.

'A SHAYING-SHOP SKETCH.

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Toung bO"' ptoitoaplw MO y.aj-3 in vw OaAXDMA yolifttir. Ii&Vo d'lMluVprcd tllftt yokl have \¡"Cln more sugar tlwn I gavt> jou. JOUfcirfT 1 YiJ, $ct"d. mn i l'vtf boon ifrttk'rtg htliuve there mrae another "little boy ppe»'* ing tile day vsjtll me, LADY VISITOR: Now, bqrp, ttint I bove these things, perhaps one of you can tell me "iw.t. sect is most intolerant, and in the greatest darknps.. f MASTER STUBBIKS Please, miss, I know—Jnscct3. The curiosity of a child of five had been arousc-i by seeing a magnifying-glass. H,w mnny timei d. it magnify ?-V askeJ. a gentleman, thinking to puzzle him. "As many times as you lopk through itl" was the quick reply. Now come and tell me, dearie, what was tht most interesting thing in the sermon thi. morningP" Why, mamma, It was where tlie minister toll about somebody's taking somebody d ♦apart;' but he didn't tell why it was done, or how he was put together again. The other day when Flori ie. was setting out to school, she asked for a bottle of clean water. MOl HBR Whatever do you want a bottle for Florrie ? FLORRIE: To pat tho liowei> the boys bring me, in. MOTHKK But you never ask the boys to bring you flowery do you? FLORRIE (contemptuously tossing her head): No. There is only one boy that briugs them, and all the girls tease him for them. MOTHKB: And you ask him for them. FLOHRIB (decidedly): No. MOTHER Then how do you ?et them ? I'LOIU'.T* (mmfly) Why I just look at him and be gives them to me. Mrs. Uendricks, accompanied by Bobby, hidV dropped in for a moment to see Mrs. De Hobsonk and. after much urging and entreaty, had fiuaiiyl consented to stay to luncheon. C « Bobby was so pleased with the shopwindows, Mrs. Hendricks said, sipping her soup. "Dearri little fellow, I could aeatcely tear him away fro-A.) them." t "Yes, Indeed,"acquiesced Bobby, enthuslastl-i cally, "and so were you, and you said that if wa| didn't make linste we wouldn't get here until, lunch was over." She had invited him to supper, and he wfi3 trying to appear easy and unconcerned, while shoJ was on her prettiest behaviour. f "Have you used the sugar, John?" Inquired tllf mother, in a whining manner. 4 "John don't want no sugar," ejaculated lt young heir, abruptly. It Why not?" inquired the father curiously, while John, in his surprise, swallowed a bit of toasted crust, and nearly cut his throat open. "'Cos lie don't. expl;t-.ne,l tiie heir, in an artful mAnner;" I heard him tell M iry las' night——" "You 1cp still," Interrupted Mary, In hysterical manner, while the young man caught his breath in dismay. "I heard lii-o say," persisted tho heir, with dreadful eernes, II that she was so sweet that he shouldn't never use no sugar any more—an then he kissed her, an' I said I'd tell, an, 11 The young heir was lifted out of the room by the ears and the supper was finished in moody silence. Parson JontS going to dinner to Mr. I"s one Sun- day and seeing it boy digging, gently re ill on* irntes with him for working Ot the Subhi t > and usks him what ha is digging for. Boy: Potatoes. PAl/SON t HuC why can't you do ihat on another •lay? Dor,'r. yoOt know it is Sunday. Boy: IVe got to -t letti it)-ditr sir, and I must look slick, ns Parses Jones is coming to dinner to-day and we've got no potatoes in tho house. A Yankee boy, having Zono to the conwfry writes a* follows to a city playfellow:— Bob.— You oughter be out here. I ain't seeBI nothin' but fun tene I got here, and I don't <'ar< if I don't get back to town Cllr a year. Tite )ti)eii day me an' a feller named Ike an' Cal nn' Silll went down to the creek that ain't Veiy far from my uncle's an' (law a duck that would dive every time we made a motion like we was goin'totliro* at it. Part of us got on one side of the creek an part on the other, hnd we thro wed at the old duclcl till lie flew away, an' you bet, if lie had s'.are(lil there we would er got him putty soon. While was was wallerin' under a tree a big boy will, freckl. s I all over his facecamealong with a Run n a' -.topped. He looked at us a while an'asked if I could out* box Sim. Me nri' Sitt) say nothin' sin, strter white the big feller said the one that out-box^d might shoot his gun. an' the fu,t thing I knnvvell we was at it dogs fightin'. I'm a liltle biggeen Sim, but leintne toil you, Sim's tough. I didn't kere nothin' erbouc sliootin' the old gun nohow. The next day we killed n cat. It whipped two dogs, but er old dog naned M-jor grabbed ) him an' finished him. We petted old MM jor up an' then tied a tin bucket to his tllil an' had filru You ought to have been with us the next day. While we was down by the branch, we saw a great big, old snake go under er rock. We poked uttdef the rock with er long pole, an' the old Snake stuck ij out his head an', sir, about that thnp, ker bip 0 j old Ike took him on the head but lie wouldn'l; come out. After while we saw hi oM tail "olkin" i at the edge of the rock an' Sim grabbed him an' throwed him awaw out younder an' we killed hifO 3 an' hung him up on a limb to make It rain. The dogs run a rabbit in a holler tree yesterday, an we tried to twist him out but couldn't. Cal saii V-; he could get him out, an' he got rotrie biric an" leaves an' built a fire in the holler, an' "iJ he was goin' to smoke him out. Alter a while here came, bip right down in the fire, an' Cal nailed him. The dogs howled nnd crowded round. but we drovet-M back an' wouldn't let 'em get hoil » the rtibbit, but a dog nmried King slipped up s'r- grabbed the rabbit an' killed him. Then we took • a dog named Ring an' tied Cil's hat. to his tail had some fun. You ought to see 11. run. TIIO other dogs caug> t him and walleied him in the sand. Càl's hat was tore all to pieces, all, I'll bet | his mammy whipped him. Thill morn In' Sim felt oaten a tree an' broke his arm. This is the ficesf, place I ever seen for fun."

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