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SKETCHES OF WALES AND WELSHMEN.…

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TALK OF THE TOWN. J

DOING-UP A FLY-SCREEN MAN.

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DOING-UP A FLY-SCREEN MAN. He bad a sample fly-screen under his arm, and be turned aside and entered a little shoe-shop on Lafayette-street East. I vbas very busy to day," said the cobbler as he looked up. Y-e-s, 1 suppose so, and so are the flies," was the reply. My friend, have you given any thought to the momentous query-' Shall I keep the flies out or in this summer ?" 1 have to get dis boot done in balf-an-bour." Exactly, aud I don't propose to hinder you. I am taking orders for fly-screens. You can peg, peg away, while we talk, talk fly-screens." I doan' vhant some." That is to say, you propose to sit in this shop all summer and encourage the visits of winged' insects. Do you know how much time a man loses in four months in striking at flies I doan' figure oop cn him." "Cf course you don't, but I have. You will lose just two days in every month. That's eight days thrown away, and not a fly killed. Now, then-" I doan' want some fly screens." That is, you think you don't. How many cubic feet of air do you think comes through that door in four months ?" "Maypesix." Maybe millions. How much dust do you sup- pose accompanies that air?" I vbas werry busy." Exactly, but more than two bushels of dust enter this shop by way of that door, and you inhale at least half of it. How many microbes accompany the dust ?" Dis shop viias under mortgage, you see." "That's all right, but for ten hours a day you inhale 100 cholera microbes an hour." Und maype I moov avhay to Chicago in Juue." "Suppose you do. A fly screen door is port- able property. There are flies, aud dust, and microbes in Chicago as well as Detroit. Do you want to die of cholera ?" If I die it vbas all right. If I Jive I baf to work Vat oil der time. 1 vhas a great bandt to be ahne in my shop." Certainly you are, but the question remains, 'Shall flies light on you or not?' I will make you a door- I vbas werry busy." "Dont doubt it, but you owe something to yourself, Two doiiars and a half will buy the door complete, and I want to tell you that our-" "Great goodness, go avhay. I vas busy. I doan' vhant some doois. I doan' vhant some fly-screens." You don't. If you don't want a door why did you encourage me ? Why did you take a quarter of an hour cf my valuable time ? Do you suppose I can stop and figure up cubic feet of air, and bushels of dust, and numbers of microbes to gratify idle curiosity I like you to go avhay." "Well, I'll go. Why didn't you say so at firsl? What have I done to you that you should want to injure me by robbing me of my time ? Your cou- dudt is outrageous, sir—grossly outrageous!" The shoemaker jumped up and locked the door as soon as the man was out. For a moment they glared at each other through the dusty glass, and then the fly-screeu man baid- *4 It's a shameful case, and I'll keep an eye on you. It is just such trifling conduct as yours, sir, which has brought this country to where it is. Why didn't you tell me when I came in that you didn't want a fly-screen door?"—Auiencan Paper.

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