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[rUNCH.j A real Arcadian sbepherd-A rural dean. THE NEW COitiltil-T PRACTICE.—Should go out "With the Cab-in-it that brought it in. RIVALS FOR THE ELECTION RoAST.- Jiugo, Lingo, and Stingo. FROM THE EAST LANCASHIRE BILL OF FARE.—A substitute for Cocky- Leeky-Lamb leeky or, if we like our menu in bad French, "Agnew au Leake." TEARS—ARTFUL TEARS."—Why is the Premier like a knowing woman ? Because he knows there is no secret for getting his own way like a good ,Cry. I I "KEEPING THE WORD OF PROMISE TO THE EAR."—Lord B. promised us "Conveyancing Re- form" in the Queen's Speech. His Government have kept that promise-in the legalisation of Conveyances at Elections Act. THE RISING GENERATION.—The senior master of one of our public schools having advertised a lecture on "Our Eyes, and how we see through them," a bold, bad boy wrote underneath, "Or, 4 Our Pupils, and how they see through us ?' "OUR RESERVES." Adjutant (referring to young militia officer attached for instruction): Sergeant, Mr Skipling doesn't seem to be getting on fast enough." Sorgeant (Drill. instructor) It's not my fault, sir, whatever You cann't expect it when his eyes is continually a-rivetted on all the young ladies as passes "AVAUNT!"—Free-kirk Divine (of advanced opinions, who has recently introduced an organ into his chapel): "I'm sorry to hear, Mrs M'Grawly, that you are by no means so regular in your attendance at church as you used to be." Fair Beggita (indignant at the pastor's htest iniquity) Kirk, indeed! Wud ye luurre me tae Rome wi' the rest o' them, wi' your orgins an' anthums an' sich like abominations? Na, na, until ye gie me th' Auld Hunder' again without the whustles, I'll tak' ma' speeritual comfort at hame! POLITICAL THEOLOGIANS.—Mr Eubule-Evans, in common with a certain "Moneo" and some other Scottish clergymen, whilst declaring their respect for Mr Gladstone's moral worth, at the same time express their regret that he should have advised the clergy to take an active part in the election." They feel, perhaps, that the only election which men of their cloth ought to take an interest in is that "election" which Calvinistic divines contra- distinguish from "reprobation." THE MONK OF MID LOTH irN. -Not one of the electors by whom Mr Gladstone was "heckled" in Midlothian has been so perfervid as to revive the question he once used to be asked, whether or no he had turned Papist. After all that William has written about Vaticanism, such an inquiry would now be asinine as well as impertinent. But, Lord Dundreary might inquire, if the Right Honourable William were to go over to Rome, what fraternity might he be expected to join ? The Oratory, of course

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--UNCONTESTED SEATS.

CARNARVONSHIRE ELECTION.

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