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The Omnibus

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The Omnibus CThings Heard and Seen by the Conductor.] BLWYDDYN NEWYDD DDA i'n holl aarllenwyr. -+. » this week is chock- full of JScuv Year greetings to wearv wayfarers. A revised proverb: Where there's a will there's a—lawyer. .one of our staff has made a resolution to CTive up tobacco during the New Year. Of course, it will only end in smoke. .-+- "Have you ever dreamt you were- in heaven, Bobby? » asked a Tonypandy ten- yeai-old or his younger brother. "No" replied Lobby; "but I once dreamt' I was in a jam tart." beggar," said a preacher last bunday, will go away empty-handed from a good man's door." Not if he can Sf-raek °Verc0at hom the Sood man's "Are you a marrying man? was asked of a sombre-looking gentleman at a recent reception at Treorchy. Yes, sir, was the prompt reply, "I'm a clergyman." .-+- I say, Billy, did yon catch anything when you went fishing? Not until I went home," was Billy's answer as none too tender memories crowded upon him of the other tnan pleasant encounter with his mother. ou do u t look as if you were enjoy- ing yourself, Mr. ,» said a Tylois- town lady to one of her guests. "I wrish all my guests to be at home." "I'm sure they all wish it, too," replied the artless rellow. A well-known Pentre dog fancier has a dog which he calls Thirteen." Why do you call him that?" asked a friend the other day. Don't you see he is tome, replied the owner." "Yes: but what has that to do with it? 11 Why he puts down three and carries one doesn't he? -+- Some people are never satisfied. A Jrenygraig woman, who buried her third husband about three months ago, and who is also the mother of eleven children is now on the look-out for Hubby No. 4. Looking over some old files of the Leader the other day, our eye caught a news paragraph stating that Judge Bryn Roberts would be glad of a change as Rhonddaese 'was worse to him than Chinese or Greek." Well, well, we never thought of his Honour working in an 44 abnormal place." -+- The strike in Mid-Rhondda has brought out a new kind of greeting. The follow- ing lines, typewritten on roughly-cut brown paper, reached us last Satùrday: ''I intended sending you a card, But times down here are jolly hard! And thus I think it right and proper lo send my greetings on brown paper" A local milkman had a rough time of at the other morning with his spiritual adviser. Said the minister mildly: "I .wanted to see you. Mr. I with regard to the quality of the milk you are supplying me." Milkman (uneasily): "Yes, sir." Minister (very mildly): "I only wanted to say, Mr. that I use the milk for dietary purposes, and not for christening." 1911 will be a noteworthy year in the annals of Calvinistic Methodism. It will be the first year in which students leaving college will not have to sit the much- dreaded Synidical Examination. Various meetings will also be held during the year to celebrate the first ordination. When Sir Alfred Thomas was' chosen candidate for East Glamorgan long ago, the Rev. Aaron Davies, now of Barry, was a rival candidate. What if faithful Aaron had become NI.P.-would the awe- inspiring letters sit better on his shoulders than the gentler and more gracious one of D.D.? One of our correspondents, describing Christmas in his district, said that the only noticeable difference between it and an ordinary Sunday was the presence of -under-grown youths behind twopenny cigars. "Slli)nl" can be prodigiously extravagant at times! Mr. Ernest Cove, Treorchy, who is appearing this week at Pontypridd as Ga&pard in the- Bells of Cbrneville," is a young man who has won, perhaps, as many prizes in elocutionary contests as any Rhonddaite living. He worked for some years underground, but some time ago he joined Ian Malcolm's theatrical company, and toured the provinces in Shakespearean drama. He was a pro- minent figure in the Cardiff Pageant last year, and won golden opinions from such an astute critic as Mr. Raymond Blathwayt. -+- The Penygraig school children were entertained to dinner all last week at the expense of Mr. Eastment, Ynyshir. lie also provided the substantial Christmas fare of roast beef and plum pudding. Several puddings were also given by mem- bers of the staff and the Canteen Com- mittee, as well as by other generous Penygraig ladies. There is unbidden humour sometimes in such a serious business as a strike. An Irishman who arrived at Tonypandy last week to seek his fortune, saw as he was passing Pandy Square. a batch of Metropolitan policemen going on duty. Begorra," he exclaimed, they toud me the strates of Rhondda, were paved with gold,' but I foind it's paved with coppers One of our correspondents is a keen student of nomenclature. We have heard," he says, "of Christmas Evans and Rhagfyr Jones, but has anyone ever heard of Dyddmercherlludw Davies, or John Ffairygwydde Jones? Why have some people: fallen into the habit of add- ing to their baptismal name? John Jones can stand alone, witness John Jones, Talysarn; John Jones, Blaenaneroh. David Davies needs no support, i.e., David Davies, Llandinam, and odavid Davies, Penarth. Why then, John C'ynddylan Jones, John Harries Jones, Jones Clydach Jones, John Aelod Jones, David Tylor Davies, D. Mardy Davies? What if all public men followed the example of Mardy Jones, Watts Morgan? Among our Councillors we should have, Orchwy Jones, Orchwy Tribe, Pentre Williams, Ystrad Thomas, Clydach Griffiths, Alaw Evans, Hafod Davies, Williamstown Hopkins. Porth Griffiths, Tylor Smith, Mardy Maltby, and Llechau Evans. How is it that no one living in Wattstown has been brave and patriotic enough to adopt "Cwtsh"? Cwtshfab is worthy of Gorsedd recognition.

Oratorio at Treorchy.

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Christmas Day in the Rhondda.

-------Bodringallt Eisteddfod.

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