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| A cracked egg may be boiled perfectly well if, before placing in boiling water, it is first trapped in oiled paper and tied with a string. To renew stale cake dip the cake into cold milk for a second. Rebake in a cool oven. Cake treated in this way will taste quite new, and is easier to digest. Bread can be renewed in the same way, using water in place of milk. In a house where there is a great deal of work to do, the breakfast bacon is apt to be spoilt by being cut too thick and in a hurry. This may be prevented, if the cook will slice the bacon finely the day before, and it will taste equally good. When preparing suet for puddings, mince- meat, etc., get a coarse grater, which may be bought for a few pence, and rub the suet through it. This is a far quicker and easier method than chopping, and ensures no lumps being left. Scorches from ironing can be removed by applying the following mixture: The juice of a bruised boiled onion mixed with a small quantity of vinegar, white soap, and. fuller's earth. T'ie part will require to be well washed after the scorch is removed. Don't throw away your old mackintosh, y it can be cut up for various useful purposes. Have a piece for b bv' cot, another for an '9 apron under your flal apron when you bathe baby. Odd pieces will make over- sleeves for same duty, and, after all that, you can still have a bathing cap.

THE VALVB OF CREAM. Very few bidttse-mlothera fully realise the nutritive value of cream. It is invaluable la the case of invalids, for it serves as nutriment in a very valuable form. It is superior to butter, because it contains more volatile oil than butter made from it. It is frequently ordered by physicians for persons consump- tively inclined, for those with feeble diges- tions, for aged persons, and for those who Buffer from impaired circulation. No other article of food gives such satisfactory re- sults. WILL PROTECT YOUR CURTAINS. To protect window curtains from rain, try this simple device. Secure a half-inch board, about twelve or fourteen inches wide, and as long as is required to fit between the side casings of the window. In the upper cornera of the board have sereweyes, one on each end. On each side of the window casing put a screweye, in which tie cords about two feet long, and on the ends of the cords tie small hooks. Ordinarily these cords hang dovm by the side of the window and are concealed by the curtains. When ready for use, the hooks on the cord fit into the screweyes on the sides of the board, and the board is tilted back from the window. The window may then be opened as wide as the board is, high. The slanting of the board pushes back the cur- tains and, while allowing air to enter, pre- vents the rain or snow from coming into the toom. HAPPINESS AT HOME. Probably nineteen-twentieths of the happi. uess we shall ever have in this world we shall get at home. The independence that comes to a man when his work is over, and he feels that he has run out of the storm into the quiet harbour of home, where he can rest in peace with his family, is something very real. It does not make much difference whether we own our Izouse, or have one little room, we can make that little room a true home. Against this home none of us should ever transgress. We should always treat each other with courtesy. Courtesy is of far great-er value and a more royal grace than some people nowadays seem to think. GETTING THINGS DONZ. The art of getting things done is one that requires a much study and application as any other taught in schools. Hosts of people begin well enough, but break down in the middle, and, at the end of a day or a week, have little to show for their efforts. We know how it is in housekeeping. Some of ut manage our homes by schedule time. We have days and hours set apart for definite tasks. We plan our work and we never let it get ahead of us. Others keep house in a hap- hazard way, and are constantly lamenting that "we have no time." As habit rules us with an iron hand, it is wise for motners so to train their children that the habit of finishing everything that is begun shall be set in ebar-acter iike hardened plaster of Paris in early life. Nothing can stand before dili- gence, thoroughness, and conscience in tha day's work.

FUN AND FANCY. -If an empty barrel weighs ten pounds, what, can you fill it with to make it weigh seven pounds?" "Have to give it up." "Fill it full of boles." Molly (at Douglas, between waltzes) "lIe says the world has been like a desert 10 him j till he met me." Polly: "That expla'ns why he dances so like a camel, I suppose j "'What would you do, dear, if I were to j die?" asked Mrs. Darley, fondly. "1 don't j know," replied Dariey, thoughtfully. "Which lis your choice—burial or cremation?" Teachcr: "Yes, Freddie, the tail of the comet is miles long." Fr>hl.e: Great Scott There wouldn't be much fun tying a tin can on the end of that i" I I Mr. New wed These pies aren't near as good as the ones mother used to mji^e." Sirs. JS'ewwed "Yes, and your salary ain't Iwat" as good as the one my lather used to make, either!" "It's too bad." said the judge-, caustically, j thai, the defeiidauti hhoukl have eno-n you I for counsel. Yon X' noihmg ab<uH law." "Well, your i.oiioiu' wp.:«i ;a young lawyer, 1 don't need to in uit* ctyJrt." Heiress: fr.te.er, tlx at havxt-.oiae for'oi-u Count eIK- wui do ..j.^ ue- :Jld ;1 will not I-auier (drviy; vviil. 'i,e wdl have to work. flicks: h'r\ weaHh. I d:Tt' s:ty If! | whoiiy due .0 hi* own unaidrt! eliorls. Wicks th? contrary. the in,r oi it is due to hi* omiiiors but they'll never got a;JY fit it. If the bed's too 11, st ck your i_ ,>< yh the hole iu the •-vs.il i-ut leave yo,,r br..>-u, on, so that I can ■.■hick 'in ;n ihe n,en. ,,y D'A«b;st: "Do you think my battle pN-utre expresse.es, as 1 have meant it to, ail ti;.e poignant ht riors v-i Krtttick: .n, ves: it's the awiV.llo.st thine I ever saw." A mail dropped his wig in the srreet, and a boy, who was .ioilowi:,g close behind hhn. i> ••Ucu it up and h,,nded it to lvi-m. "Thank yo^, my boy," seV ;he ovrney 1:i the wig; o.i re the in>. genuine hair restorer I've "Woman is considered the weaker vessel," r:"n'avkcd, "and yet Well," he qe-Tud, as she hesitated. "And vet," she continued, "man is more often bioke!" She: "Do you h\e me as ;,uvh we m you are away from me? He • em h "i hn-c you more, darling." She (.j;,ii;.g; "I wish I could be with yon then." The Powder Manufacli.rcr: eld' j Bili 4)f all people, going into the guiMnvvder seed with a lighted eeeVe. i should hau' "ll:l t tl)"ItI)eI last thine; ) The Workman '"Which, proper;; jj it were, sir." -| "Oh. I did so want 10 have a talk wh'i von I'm simply mad to go on the stage ereiaimad a ^nshioe voting holy to a popular aetor. "Yes. :i sheidd tho'k you would be, my dear, young lady!" replied the great man. Old Chap: Yes, sir. I'm ninety-three- next y ->ian 'ei], van: -eao i ex^iai .your InC.i;r> ..Long: ''That. vii.,li;iisi.'s execuii.i v -> simpiy marvellous ::iong; "Wee, ,t, Yott on every note! Jack: "Smith asked me to come to his. homo this evening. Says he's going to eele- 0; are his" golden wedding." Gladys: "Why, heJs been married only three years." Jack: "That's what 1 told him. lie said it like fifty." Mrs. Boavdem: "Tl ow do you find tlla chicken soup, Mr. Boarder" Mr. Boarder j 1 have 1.10 difficulty in finding th • soup, i btit I'm inclined to think t 'it, chicken will prove an alibi." "I has been told," said Miss Miami Brown, "dat de parrot is one of de i-onges' lived birds dat is." "De statement," re- plied Mr. Erasmus Pinkley, "is strictly ornithological." "I wonder why." "I 'specks dat one reason why do parrot lives so long is dat he ain't good to eat." "Oh. I am KO awfully ashamed of myself," sa'd Edith' Jones to her dearest girl chum, "When Henry proposed to me last night, I j in (ended to say, So sudden,' but I quite lost my head, and exclaiiiit,(I. At- last! "Is your husband addicted to the use of alcoholic stimulants?" queried the fair dis- trict, visitor. mum." was the reply, "bid the way he does drink whisky is a cau- tion." Mrs. Jones has a horror of all lottery busi- ness, and when Jones told her tlv other even- iug that he had joined one, things were a lrifle rough at Turtle Dove Cottage. Having stood his wife's tongue for about an hour, Jones fired up and said: "1 suppose, my dear, you were never in a lottery, were To which Mrs. Jones replied: "Only once. John. You know they say marriage is a lot- tery well, I went in for that, and wAn st goose." "You say the victim was shot in the I,, (,!i,l ? queried the coroner. "Yes. sir." r >- plied the witness. "Previous to ike oleoei- iet*. had there been any trouble tl.v ■' that would have led the victim u\ e'.p-.c! n.-v shot?" "No, sir: I don't flunk :n\l1 :i:Jg Cior entered his lv d before." The village" s V oi master looked anxious a»d worried". "V't hat's the matt-r?" asked the vicar,v I'm worried about tin b-s\- in ill* upper* clar.sc' s.r. replied the lr vr e. i,iii IIONV "\Vt.H. why -ieoro j Worry y Yon could not teach shorn a 1 ihiug more i; "Yes. sir. 1 know flra, but I've already "aught several of them trying to drown one another in order to ora- J 1.i-v0 what, they've been taught"

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