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CAN you spell donkey with one letter?' asked a silly young man of a bright girl. Yes,' she answered, U.' > t WHAT is the difference between a plan of a battle- field and a roast pippin?—One is a war map, and the other is a warm apple. It requires about as long to get a girl well out of her twentieth year as for a horse to get beyond 4 eight years old this spring.' A well-known M.P. recently began a speech with the assertion that 4 he could not keep silent without saying a few words.' A military man, pitching into an opponent, ex. claimed, I Why, his sword was never drawn but once, and that was in a raffle A young lady was seen to go into a pawnbrokers' the other day to pledge her troth. N.B.-She was engaged to the assistant. A man who was in love with a beautiful Hebrew girl, on hearing that she was sick, exclaimed, 4 Oh, my precious pearl-my Jew-ill f A profound writer says, 'We are created especially for one another.' Then why blame the criminals for wanting to get their share ? s 'i IT is mentioned that the most inspiring natural sight which a glazier can contemplate is the gleam of early day breaking through the windows. A short time ago, a man became so completely wrapped up in thought,' that he was tied up, labelled, and sent off on the 4 train of ideas.' WHEN the farmer's wife want's to know what they are going to do with the cream left over from the butter-making, he simply says, Oh, cheese it.' 4 JANE,' said he, 'I think if you lifted your feet away from the fire, we might have some heat in the room.' And they hadn't been married two years, either. WHY is a man who has just carried his carpet- bag ashore from a steamboat like an owner of the soil ?-Because he is the owner of landed property. DON'T be gruff and rude at home. Had you been that sort of a fellow before marriege, the proba-i bilities are that you would be sewing on your own buttons still. HE'S my darkest hour,' said a wife, pointing to her husband; I and would you like to know the reason why ? It's because he always arrives just before the d»v.

FARMING AND THE CORN TRADE.

ECHOES FROM MY HARP.

THE BEAUTIFUL AND USEFUL.

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IA CENTENARIAN.

MR. BRIGHT ON CANADIAN POLICY…

A HUMAN FIEND.

ON A RECENT MARRIAGE IN PONTYPOOL.…

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EXTRAORDINARY DEBAUCH. I

MEASURING THE INTENSITY OF…

WOMEN AND TOBACCO.

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MORE COAL BASINS IN AMERICA.…

THE DUKE OF BEAUFORT AND MR.…

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STORIES FROM THE SEA. -

THE SITUATION IN BURMAH.

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THE EVIDENCE OF EXPERTS IN…

ALLEGED WHOLESALE BABY FARMING-FORTY…

SINGULAR CASE OF CONCEALMENT…

A LUCRATIVE CAREER.

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I .llJlE CAPTURE OF KING CETEWAYO.

WARLIKE PREPARATIONS IN IRELAND.

THE EUSTON SQUARE MYSTERY.

THE SYDNEY EXHIBITION.

iBRAVERY OF A SERVANT GIRL.

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