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fOETS CORNER. TO MY OLD WIFE. And come ye East or come ye West, Or oe'r the seas, my Sadie, There's not your like in all the land, My little love. my lady. Your eyes like speedwells wet. with dew, Your smile sweet as the morning, In,- The colour flushing in your cheeks, The pink of dog-rose scorning. A sea of green m that dear June, Now brindled patches cover, The fields where walked this many yeary My lass with me, her lover. But in our hearts no frost has come, Nor fears we wintry weather, In fields where we, for forty years, Have walked, we two, together. THE FLORAL MESSENGER. A single rose is all I send, Yet will it say for me; "A thought lies deep in every lea4 Of joy that is to be." And though this little rose may face, A fragrance 'twill exhale, And sing to you a song so sweet Of love that will not fail. So now this little fragrant flow'r Upon its errand goes. Oh, may it tell what's in my heart! "Good-bye, dear little rose!" ONLY PHYLLIS. In my grandmother's garret. I remember years ago, ,When I was but a little chap, of six, or seven, or eo, An oaken chest, both deep and wide, In whose capacious black inside I did my childish treasures hide, That none might see, Save Phyllis, bless her heart, aged five; She held the key. My odds and ends I now must guard in more exposed places. The good old chest now overflows with sheets and pillowcases. But in my heart, down buried deep, A priceless treasure still I keep, .Where prying folk may come and peep, But nothing see, Save Phyllis, bless her heart, aged-well-- She holds the key.

PUBLISHED BY SPECIAL ABBAXGBMENT. The Road to Love BY MADAME ALBANESI, Author of "Capricious Caroline," "The Strongest of All Things," "Susannah and One Other," "Lov* and Louisa," "The Way to Win,' etc., etc. COPYRIGHT. CHAPTER XVII. When Miriam went upstairs to her room El- len went with her- She was, however, dismissed. "You had better go back; Evelyn may want you," she was told. So she went downstairs again, and for about an hour she and Varley and Lady Evelyn r-t talking most naturally and pleasantly. news from Lord Norchester's room was mdet gratifying He was sleeping peacefully, and liio mother was Jess anxious. Richard Varley frcJIy said "good-night" to the two girls, and th-,y went upstairs together. Lady Evelyn slipped her arm round Ellen's waist, and gave a l-ttle sigh as they progressed towards her room. I feel tired," she confessed. "It has been Such an exciting day. How I should have got through without you, Ellen, I don't know, dear! I hope you won't think I'm gushing too much," Lady Evelyn added the next mo- ment. "but really and truly I do care for you, Ellen; I've always wanted a sister, especially of late. It would have made such a difference in my life. You are just the kind of sister I should like to have had." She kissed Ellen as she spoke, and Ellen re- turned her kiss. "If you think I doubt your words," she said, "you are very much mistaken. I am sure that you are in earnest; sure, too, that we shall be friends. If it means so much to you how much more does it mean to me? For I lost everything when daddy died." They stood a while at the bend of the stair- ease, and they made plans for the next morn- ing. "Mother never leaves her room till quite late, and I suppose she will be with Harry all day. Could you get up quite early, and come for a walk. I want to show you all the places I like best in the grounds. Miriam will not want you quite early, will she ?' "I never know when Lady Norchester will want me," Ellen answered, ",ihe changes her arrangements every day; but if I can come I will." Lady Evelyn induced Ellen to stay a while Wth her in her sitting-room. "I hear that you have been occupying these rooms," she said. "I feel so mean turning you out and yet I am so glad to be back in them. I can almost pretend that I have never been away from Wynche. Don't hurry unless you are very tired. Look what a beautiful night it is! Let us sit here by the window and I watch the moon—shining through the trees. Aren't they beautiful trees? I don't believe there are such trees anywhere else in the world to beautiful as these dear old trees at Wynche." They ensoonced themselves in two chairs, and were as happy as possible, when suddenly the door was burst open, and Miriam appeared. She had taken off her white gown, her hair was rough, and she wore one of her old soiled robos. "I have come to see if you have everything you want," she said. Her voice was rough, her manner rough, too. Lady Evelyn got up very quickly. She was startled; something about Miriam made her nervous. "Oh, thank you," she said, "I have every- thing. It is very lovely here. How good of you to have kept my rooms untouched all this time. I was just telling Ellen when I am here it &ecms as if I had never been away. Miriam laughed. "And I suppose you have been thanking dear Ellen! Miss Milner, why are you not in your room? When you left me just now you told tne you would be going to bed directly." Ellen winced. "I am going to bed," she said, "I only came here because-" "LJmow perfectly well why you came here," said Miriam, "because you want to sit and talk about me and—and make fun of me! If any- body stays with Evelyn and talks to her I am the person to do that!" Ellen dared not look at Lady Evelyn. It was e moment of real suffering with her; but with ready tact she made as little as possible of the dlfiiculty; with a smile she held out her hand to Lady Evelyn. "I am afraid I have been keeping you up, t-nd you must be very tired. Please forgive rre. Good night. Good night, once more, Lady Norchester." She did not stretch out her hand to Miriam. but moved easily across to the door and passed out. As she went Miriam stood looking very fixedly •t Lady Evelyn. "I don't want no strangers coming between you and me," she said. "Now that you are

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FUN AND FANCY. The ivorld will not listen to a very young man because he is usually ignorant, or a very old one because he is usually selfish. Mrs. Gramerey What do we need for din- ner ?—Bridget: Shure, mum, I tripped over a rug. an' we need a new set of dishes. "ilenry," said Mrs. Peck, "I am going to get a bicycle." "Dear me," said Mr. Peck mildly. "Isn't one man enough for you to run over?" "My eyes bother me a good deal, doctor. Do you think I need stronger glasses?" "No; I think you need weaker glasses—and fewer," was the blunt reply. "Are you waiting for me, she said, coming downstairs at last, fixing her hat. "Waiting?" exclaimed tho impatient man. "No; not waiting—sojourning." "Say, grandpa, make a noise like a frog," coaxeo. little Tommy. "What for, my son?" "Why, papa says that when you croak we'll get five thousand dollars." She: "Told me he could live on bread and cheese and kisses."—Friend: "What then?"— She: "I found out that he expected papa to furnish the bread and cheese." Mrs. Stubb: "This paper says that an Ox- ford M.A. is blacking shoes in Bradford." Mr Stubbs: "Gracious! That proves that a man with a college education is of some use after An American newspaper says:—"We have re- ceived a notice of marriage for insertion to which was appended the original announce- ment 'Sweethearts at a distance please accept this intimation.' Minister- "Yes, I will have pleasure in chris- tening the child, Donald. But in rejoicing over this worldly blessing, I hope you haven't for- gotten the spirit!" Donald "Not a wee bit, parson. I brought twa bottles of whisky home last night." "Hullo, old man," exclaimed Dubley at the Literary Circle reception; "it's a pleasant sur- prise to meet you here." "Good of you to say so, old chap," replied Brown. "Yes; you see, I was afraid I wouldn't find anybody but bright and cultured people here." "I am surprised, Bobby," said his father, re- provingly, "that you should strike your little brother Don't you know that it is cowardly to hit one smaller than yourself?" "Then why do you hit me, father?" inquired the boy, with an air of having the better of it. "Look here, you critter," exclaimed a Ho- boken man the other night, as he brought his hand down on the place where a mosquito sat, "do you take me for a lunch-counter?" The mosquito, by this time sitting on the far side of the room, was very respectful and made no re- ply- Bobby: "I've been an awful good boy since I started going to Sunday-school, haven't I?" Mother: "Yes, dear, you've been very good indeed." Bobby: "And you don't distrust me any more, do you?" Mother: "No, dear." Bobby: "Then, why do you continue to hide the pie?" "When I was in Paris," said a certain noble lord, "I had a dancing-master to whose instruc- tion I did small credit. The man was very civil, and, on taking leave of him, I asked him if I could be of any service to him in London. 'Yes, milor,' said he, bowing. 'I should take it as a particular favour if your lordship would never tell any one of whom you have learned to dance." The rattling of silver spoons awakened the lady in the dead of night. "Who's there?" she cried, as she leaned over the Balustrade, and peered down into the darkness. "Who's there? And what are you doing in my house at this hour?" The stranger in the dining- room replied with startling candour: "Bill Sikes, ma'am, at your service." And, gathering as much of the latter as he could, he fled has- tily. A man who was sent to gaol recently for three days for a minor offence was, the "Glas- gow News" states, greatly impressed with the precautions taken to prevent the prisoners en- gaging in conversation. There seemed to be a warder everywhere, and no one was allowed to utter a word. On the Sunday he was in the church. The Psalm given was the Old Hund- redth. Beside him were two old "goal-birds," and instead of the orthodox words, beginning "All people that on earth do dwell," this pair sang a hymn of their own, in conversational style, which went something as follows: First convict sings:— "How long are you in for? I am doing sixty days. I nearly broke a copper's jaw; Sing low or else they'll maybe hear." Second convict replies: "You are a lucky pie-can. I've got twel-elve months to eerve; Tried to break into a house; Some'dy must have gi'en me away.' By this method they exchanged histories during the singing.—"Westminster Gazette."

FOR THE YOUNG FOLKS. A SOLDIER BOY Five years ago Mrs. Jones's house was as quiet as a mouse, because Mrs. Jones and Mr. Jones and Bridget were the only inmates. But new! There is Percy Jones, and while he is a very little chap with yellow curls and big blue eyes, he loves noise and fuss and play, and the Jones's nursery is constantly in such a com- motion that an outsider would really imagine there was war going on there. Perhaps, if the outsider would take a peep into that nursery he would see the necessary articles for warfare, for there, strewn on the nursery floor, is a whole regiment of soldiers, while Percy, rigged out in a newspaper outfit of soldier cap, belt, and epaulettes, is strutting the floor, waving his papa's cane high in the air. "All attention!" he crtet. "Shoulder arms! Forward march!" and in marches his mother, with a tray on which are cakes and milk, and Percy becomes a little boy again, who is eager for a "party." bang! bang! go the tin soldiers all over the floor, as Percy rushes to his mother's side. "Where is the general?" asks Mrs. Jones, as Percy settled himself at her knee. "I's tired of playing soldiers, please, muv- ver; may I be your own plain little boy?" And mamma, with a smile, sings her baby boy to sleep. A LITTLE ACT OF KINDNESS. A white man who lived in a part of America where many Red Indians were encamped once made a small present to an Indian woman. It was only a very poor gift, and very likely he soon forgot all about it, but the Indian woman did not forget it, and some time afterwards she was able to pay back that white man for his kindness. For one day the bad Red Indians who lived in tha.t part of the country decided to kill all the white men they could find, so that they could get all the white men's property and goods. When the Indian woman heard of this she told the white man. the one who had given her the little present, about it, and, taking him into her tent, she hid him beneath a lot of skins in a corner. All the white men .in the district were killed, but the one whom the In- dian woman hid in her tent was able to es- capt.

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FOR MATRON AND MAID. START THE WEEK WELL. Keep ahead of your work, whether you are a home woman or a business woman. The one who makes a success of things works regularly, not spa<!llodiully. *and she never deludes her. soit by the beFef that she is justified in taking things easy to-day because after a good night's rest or a change in the weather she can work with double energy on the morrow. One busi ness woman who makes it a rule to keep ahead of her work, on being asksd to lunch on a Monday, shook her head "Make it any other day in the week and come with pleamre, but on Monday I stick hard ac it except for a short brisk waik and a quick lunch by mvself. If we go to lunch together, we are very likely I to dawdle, and I'm a bit superstitious about Monday If I do not accomplish a lot that day and start the week right, everything goes wronir the other five davF. If I have a Monday big in results, somehow the whole week is big." This is one worker's experience. Keep ahead of your work is evidently her motto. NOVELTIES OF FASHION. Pretty little waist-belts with bows and tassels at the back come with lacy gowns for mid- summer. Spotted net, glinting occasionally with jewels, is seen on dinner frocks. Huge hats are draped and hung with lace veils. Flounces of lace a.re found on some thin summer skirts. Three rows of roses encircling the crown of a. leghorn hat is the full trimming. Gold net like a wide-meshed wire netting crinkles around some hat forms lacked with wide ribbon. White chiffon hats of the beefeater style carry two rows of big jet beads. Coarse straw hats of creamy tint are trimmed with ribbons of blue and dead pink roees. Sleeves that are lace at the top, laco below the elbow, and showing rather a. full puff of soft material between are seen in Paris. Long plain linen or tussore silk coats some- times have bands of embroidery down cither side, back and front. Similar trimming also extends the length of the arm, and the single button for fastening is a fancy one. The coat slashed at the sides and laced to- gether with betasselled ribbon is still seen. Among effective and up-to-date combinations of colouring are a strong blue and a dead ame- thyst shade of purple. In new linens appear copper shades, cachou, tilloul. and French and powder grays. Dark tobacco and a delicate champagne serce are trying to rival the ever-attractive and fash- ionable dark blue. SHINE BEST AT HOME. Away from home people are generallv "on parade," the real character is always more or less concealed, and the influence of that char- acter more or (ess diverted by the effort to make one's better self prominent. In the home we are our true unaffected selves, and our real influence upon others has fullest play. And it is in the home that we are with tr10se who are. dearest to us, and upon whom we would like our influence alwavs to be for the best. Yet how often do we let our unworthiest selves crop out there, because at home we are loved and "understood," and know that faults will be overlooked and forgiven ? This is true enough, but that fact does not undo the harm that the influence of these fail- ures is sure to work. The home really deserves the best. THE CHILDREN'S CHUMS. The wise mother will allow her girls and boys to bring their young companions in at any time, no matter how it may "get on her nerves. She will always be prepared for the great truest at the family table, always have the bedroom ready for the "chum" to be made ,weloome if occasion suggests it. She will not consider the matter as trouble- some in the least. The girls and boys who arc less fortunate than her own will look up to her with love and reverence, will come to her with their small troubles, and she will receive her reward in the sweet, tender companionship of the youthful friends of her loved brood. TEACH YOUNG ONES TO HELP Children often are unjustly punished by their unconscious parents. Injustice in punishment is always a result of impatience due to physical fatigue or mental anxiety. Many trifling of- fences on the part of the children, which could be overlooked when the home conditions were favourable, become fuel for the ill-humour of grown-ups of the household. If the boy slams the door when mother or father is suffering from an aching head, the act may seem an affront, but he didn't mean it; it was just the noisy natural act of a regular boy, and the best way to rebuke him is to call him to your side and tell him of your pain and suffering, and ask him to keep the house quiet. He will go away proud and important with his responsibility and your confidence, instead of with a bruised and smarting sense of injustice I that will be the result of sharp words. THE LAUGHING CURE. Laugh and bo well is the new science. It teaches its followers what they have to do if they are afflicted with that baneful disease- nerves: that if they wish to regain health they must "Iau".h regularly every day, laugh until the tears run down the cheeks." When one is suffering from a severe attack of nerves, it is not the easiest thing in the world to laugh, yet the doctor who is pushing forward the laughing cure says that one can so school their risibilities to the point that they a.re able at command to break forth into peals of laughter. What the nerves require when they a.re run down, no matter from what cause, is good, wholesome laughter, and what the tired body and sluggish organisms need is the exercise you get when you laugh from the bottom of your heart. For a good, deep laugh you have to use vour lungs, and the sooner you acquire the habit of laughter, the sooner the battle over tho nerves is won. POEMS OF THE PROSAIC. Some time, perhaps, when poets are putting aside thouirhta of the Woman Decorative, they will sing some song of the Woman Prosaic. It is she who keeps the whole machinery of every- day life in running order. This field of sub- jects is new and as yet unworked, though tho matter is varied and eminentJy proper. Get away from the tradition that physical beauty is the onlv theme. and it is not difficult to behold in tha unromantic work of head and hands a beauty that is far beyond all bodily charms. HINTS FOR THE HOME. To Clean Straw Hats.—Mix two tablespoon- fuls of flowers of sulphur with the juice of a lemon and apply to the hat with a stiff nail brush. Rinse in cold water and hang in the shade to dry. Mackerel.—Wash clean, stuff with veal stuf- fing, and bake three-quarters of an hour in hot oven with 1 oz. of butter.—Take a. large mackerel, stuff in the same way, then enfold in a suet crust. Tie tightly in a cloth and boil well for an hour. Very good and cheap. Souffle Pudding.—Beat 2 oz. of fresh butter to a. crea.m, add to it 3 oz. of castor augar, 3 oz. of fine pastry flour, two well-beaten egge, and one pint of milk, beating all the time. Fla- vour with vanilla essence, pour into a greased fancy piedish, place in a good quick oven and cook for half an hour. Green Butter.—Nice for sandwiches. Two ounces parsley boiled till tender, one small tin of sardines skinned and boned, i lb. fresh but- ter. Well strain the parsley and pound and mix all well together. Pass through a fine sieve,. press into the shape of cream cheese and keep in a. cool place till wanted. Bath Buns.—Rub £ lb. of butter into 1 lb. of flour, add four beaten-up egg3 and a glassful of yeast. Set this before the fire to rise, then add 4 oz. of sifted sugar and a, few caraway seeds. Mould the paste into the shape of buns, strew a, few sugared caraways over the top, and bake them on tins in a fairly hot oven. Feather Cake.—Five oz. of flour, 5 oz. oi castor sugar, 3 oz. of butter, two teaspoonfuls of baking powder, two eggs. Melt the butter, mix the flour, sugar, and baking powder, then add tho butter, beat the eggs well, and add them with two tablespoonfuls of milk. Bake in a, shallow tin. When baked cover with icing sugar and sprinkle cocoanut over it and cut into squares. Brown Bread.—This can be made from pure wheaten flour coarsely ground, or from a mix- ture of wheat barley and rye flour, in the pro- portion of two pounds of good wheaten flour to one of each of the others. Oatmeal may bo substituted for the barley flour, or added to the barley rye in the proportion of one-third. When making brown bread use a larger quan- tity of yeast and less water than for white, and knead for an hour. Brandy Pudding (original).—Line a pudding mould with stoned raisins a.nd sponge cakes (cut into slices), next to which put ratafias and macaroons, then a layer of raisins and a layer of sponge cakes, ratafias and macaroons in sue- cession, until the mould is full, sprinkle it at times with two glasses of brandy and 1 oz. su- gar: beat four whole eggs, add to them a pinch of almond milk, the grated peel of half a lemon and half a grated nutmeg; pour into the mould. Let the liquid sink into the solid part; then put tho lid of the mould tightly on, and boil it for half an hour, the right side up. This pudding is much liked.

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