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THE OMNIBUS. I IThing3 Seen and Heard by the C,-nductor.) I Was it a polo or a football match on I Saturday last? The end of the world: stunt caught on, and. now its measles. ? I saw the P.C. said the lady witness. We wonder if he did? ? » A man who insists on being in the public eye must naturally expect to be under the lash. ? Is he a married man? a witness was asked at the police court. No, a collier, was the reply. Ex-soldiers are said to make perfect house- maids. Ofcourse, they have been trained to stand at (t)eas(e). A goose is to be drawn for at one of our local establishments. It is not the one that laid the golden eggs. No task should be left uncompleted. Ability in men is rated by what they finish, not by what they attempt. All scientists are agreed that if no one goes out on strike during the next twelve months, it will be a miracle. mont hs, it will be a miracle. An up the line fanner has decided to keep his 20-year-old goose in anticipation of a ligher price the following year. A little Tirydail boy was heard singing on the morning after the fight: Glove me and the world is mine." Thoughtful. ? Dr. Vaughan Thomas is one of the greatest of Wales' musical genuses" The Rev. S. Jones on Monday evening. < Mr. Geo. A. Thomas has accompanied at every reception concert held at Bettws with the exception of three. A notable record. T h ere <t There is quite an epidemic of Christmas drawings in the Valley. We do not mean black and white." The labels are good enough. The referee deserved to be mobbed by both sides," writes a correspondent to us. We are forwarding to him Carpentier' s address in preparation. < A Tirydail lady is responsible for the asser- tion that lowering the light in the parlour eometimes increases the pressure in another direction. Obvious. The End of the World Scare had so erossly affected an Ammanford lady that she partook of her Christmas pudding on Sunday last. She made sure. ? The scavenger and the temporary worker at Llandovery are Trade Unionists, so the announcement was made at the last Council meeting. Striking, isn't it? » Who said that we were not up-to-date at Ammanford? The song, Cab-bages, ca- beans ajid car-rots," is to be one of this seasons pantomime successes. Llandovery, I have no hesitation in saying, wrote George Borrow in 1854, is about the pleasantest little town in which I have halted in the course of my wanderings." The following curious advertisement recently appeared:—" If John Jones, who deserted his wife and babe 20 years ago, will return, the said babe will knock the stuffing out of him." Sir Eric Geddes, speaking at a meet i ng of Bristol traders on Monday, said he hoped railway rates would be put up next month. It was an unpleasant medicine," he added. Confirmed. A Scotchman giving evidence at Carmar- then Police Court, said that he had been brought up on a farm. It was a large one, too, and not one of the crofts that you have about here," he added. ? It is understood that the list of New Year Honours will be of very modest dimensions, and will be confined almost entirely to civilians. It is probable that at least two peerages will be included. peerages wil The Sunday School superintendent, after talking for nearly an hour, made this appeal: Now, children, what more can I say? Please, sir," said a small weary youngster in the frofit row, say Amen and sit down." A coat with a pair of spectacles m one of the pockets has been taken in exchange for another at one of our leading establishments. This has greatly inconvenienced the l original owner, who will be forced to again seek the aid of an oculist. Lord Lee, speaking at Shrewsbury this week, said that a Bill would be introduced into Parliament early next spring giving effect to the Royal Commissioners' recommendation of guaranteed minimum prices for wheat, barley and oats. # I must have order in this court room," itemly commanded a Justice of the Peace. I must and will have less noise and con- fusion here. I have already disposed of three important cases without being able to hear one word of the evidence." Little Tumble, near Llanelly (says the f' Western Mail ") is doing something really practical towards the revival of the drama in Wales, in the shape of gold medals to the best male and: ifemale actor at a competition to be held there next week. A local clergyman had occasion to reprove his congregation for jokes on his collection receipt notes. I have even found a nut in the bag," he said; "possibly as it was cracked, it bears some resemblance to the donor. There were no more nuts in the collection bag. r,-D more nuts in the That the war is not yet forgotten is made plain at the numerous re-unions of ex-Service men now being held in preparation for the festive season. The Silent Toast to the men who have fallen is the almost unvarying ruie, and this never fails to be impressive. The hour of mirth and song is suspended for a brief space, in which all are able to think for a moment of the tragedy which rent the World during five terrible years. Dr. Vaughan Thomas related a most amusing story of a renowned Amman Valley bard on Monday evening. The usual tests had taken place, and two competitors were chosen to appear on the platform. The great literary genius then made the announce- ment amid much laughter: I present to you the one to receive the prize, and the other for you to look cl." What the latter must have thought would be hardly matter for 1Ji.

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