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COUNTY JOTTINGS. Contributions to this cohma are invited. Let them be as pithy and bright as possible. A post-card to Editor, "County Guardian," Old Bridge, Haverfordwest, will suffice. Lampeter Ghost writes:—"Will this bring the record this way.—Newcastle-Emlyn has a popu- lation of 855 and has 21 public houses." In olden times the inhabitants of White- church were distinguished chess-players. More reoently they became celebrated (or notorious) as anti-tithe agitators. "Napoleon" write;s :-1 beg to submit a phrase similar to the one in "County Jottings," of this week's issue, which can be. read back- wards: "Able was I ere I saw Elba." Can you tell the difference between "attraction of gravitation" and "attraction of cohesion" ? This is it: Attraction of gravitation' pulls a drunken man to the ground, and attraction of cohesion prevents his getting up again." See Mr. and Mrs. Smith were going by tram from Clyndeiwen to Haverfordwest. They had taken their seats, the signal was given, and the engine whistled. "Off she goes I" said the lady to her spouse. "You are wrong, my dear!" said Smith, "this is a male (mail) train I" Who said rats t There are rats, we are told, at the Miiford Docks as big as cats, and a favourite pastime of some who like "sport" is to get among them with an active terrier or two. Just after a shower, following a spell of dry weather, is the favourite time, for the rodents come out then to drink. Two little girls were quarrlling about a doll one day last week, when their mother called out to them: "If you two girls quarrel about that doll I'll break it up 1 There's no peace where you aret" Yes, do, manuna I" cried one of them; "then we shall all have a little piece!" Acooidiiig to a speaker at a County Council election in the northern part of Pembrokeshire what tne Cnurch party wanted woeu they passed the Education Act of 1902 was to build a large oven to bake a big loaf to hatch the Common Prayer-book. Can anyone produco a prettier specimen of mixed metaphor 1 In my grandfather's time there was a minis- ter whose name was Paul, who resigned the pastorate of his church. During the last week he preached a farewell sermon to the female portion of his congregation. Not a little to the surprise of his fair auditory, he gave out this text: "And they fell upon Paul's neck and kissed him!" The committee of the Pembroke Dock Sunday School Union have decided to hold a series 01 conferences for the teachers connected with the union-during the presidency of Rev. R. C. Roberts. One wonders whether this will re- sult in any addition to modern theological thought or tend to improve the antiquated methods of Sunday school teaching? A Galloway bull, the property of Mr. W. R. Lewis, Caerforiog, was weighed last week at Solva, and turned the scale at 16icwt. 151b. It was a fine animal, and when led through the village was the means of drawing out several people. Before it was weighed, a guessing com- petition ( ?) took place, and the owner and Mr. C. M. Rees, tailor, were nearly accur&te in their judging. Others followed closely. In last week's County Jottings" it was stated that Aberayron had a public-house to every seventy-eight of the population, and Fishguard beats this by having one to every fifty. It is asked if this record can be broken. I am pleased—sorry I mean to say-that it can, for Templeton, a village two miles from Nar- berth, with only about 120 adults, has three old- established houses, all doing a big trade. Who sells the cheapest gas ? The Sheffield Gas Company, which has just announced a further reduction, making the new scale Is. 4d., Is. 2d., and Is., according to the consumption, and Is. for gas used in gas engines. When are our Pembrokeshire gas companies coming any- where near this? One of the Cardiff papers the other day gave an account of an old lady who celebrated her 100th birthday. We were told her sight was good, and she often joins in a game of whist, has brought up a big family, and has now thirty-bcven grand-children and twenty-seven great grand-children, and it ends: Prisoner was remanded on bail." We have heard of late a good deal about. white blackbirds, but until [recently the good people of Cilgerran were the happy possessors of three whize jackdaws. Two came to un- timely ends, but the third was allowed to remain undisturbed, and became a general favourite. Last week, however, this one was found in the Castle grounds dead, having been shot. Some of the vernacular papers have a whole- some contempt for time, and quite recently one of them published an account of a watch-night service held on New Year's Eve. Some of our locals in this county have equally strong objec- tions to being hustled. If a report is only a matter of two or three weeks belated it passes without any comment. A speaker at an election meeting in the north told a good story. He was standing at the door with his stick in h s hand, undecided whether or not he should go to the meeting, when his hat was blown uff by the strong wind. He had a stick in his hand, and after a run he re- trieved his hat with the stick, but knocked a hole in his head-gear. He went to the meet- ing, and ihtTe he heard one of the prospective candidates had declined to stand, a decision which knocked a hole in the meeting. Queer advertisements.—Be careful how you word your advertisements, lest they convey a different, meaning to what you intended. One paper had this advertisement in its columns: "Two sisters want washing!" (Sounds queer, doesn't it?) Another paper inserted the follow- ing: "A spinster, particularly fond of children, wishes for one or two." She meant, of course, wishes to adopt one or two." At a political meeting held recently in Pem- brokeshire the speaker, who happened to be the chairman also, was "going it strong" against the Tories and the Church, and telling his hearers how many denominations they had in the town against on church-Baptists-(Yeis, he admitted there were two Baptist chapels)— Methodists, C-ongregationabsts-" And the Pope!" someone bawled out from the back, to the infinite delight of many present. At the Liberal meeting held in Fishguard last week moot of the speaking was in Welsh, while there were several present who did not understand that language. Mention was made by nearly all the speakers of the Bil addysg" (Education Bill), and one Englishman, who was doing his best to understand something of what was said turned at last to his neighbour and asked who was this "Bill Harries" they were- all talking about ? An esteemed correspondent sends us an un- canny experience, and wishes to know if we can explain it. A short time ago he was in a cer- tain town down the line when he saw a well- known resident coming up the road from the station, and strike off towards his home. The only remarkable thing which fixed his attention was that his acquaintance passed a certain house of call" without a visit, a thing he had never known him do before. Next day, at his own home, our correspondent was told that his acquaintance had died suddenly on the pre- vious afternoon at a town many miles away, and probably at about the time he saw him. Now, he asks, whom did he see ? He could not mistake the identity of his acquaintance, and was quite positive that he saw him at the time stated. Yet at about that time he was dying forty miles away. The learned in things super- natural can perhaps cap this experience. The other day &n interesting cave was dis- covered near Pembroke, and recently a good many people have paid it visits, boldly pene- trating the pitchy recesses in search of fossils, coins, etc. One party, however, got a nasty shock last Sunday. Several gentleman h ad wandered in" a good way, when suddenly a weird, groaning sound came from the end of the cave. They left the locality rapidly. A little later another party went in, and they also came out with blanched faces and trembling knees. What could it be? All sorts of guesses were hazarded. Some said ghosts, and some thought of wild beasts escaped from menageries, but no one volunteered to find out, and eventu- ally all went away. About ten minutes later a couple of young men emerged, somewhat muddy, but wearing the "smile that won't wash off." Even now the mention of the cave pro- vokes spasms of mirth that are almost dangerous in their violence.

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