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I PLACES OF -NORSHIP. i CHURCH OF ENGLAND SERVICES. 1 PARISH OF LLANDUDNO. Clergy—Rev. LI. R. Hughes, M.A., Rector; Rev. J. Hughes, B.A., Rev. W. E. Jones, B.A.. assistant clergy. ST. GEORGE'S CHURCH, Church Walks- (English Serviced. Holy Communion, Sundays and Holy Days, 8 a.m.; 2nd and 4th Sundays in the month, and Festivals 8 a.m. and 12.45 p.m. I Matins.—Sunday and Festivals, 11 30 a.m. (Sermon); Holy Days, 11 30 a.m.; Daily at 7-45 a.m. ST. GEORGE'S CHURCH- (Welsh Services). Holy Communion Sundays, and Holy Days, 7 a.m.; 1st Sunday in the month, and Fes- tivals 7 a.m. and 10 a.m. Matins.—Sundays and Festivals, 10 a.m (Sermon); Holy Days, 10 a.m. Evensong.—Sunday; and Festivals 6 (Ser< mon); Holy Days 7 (Sermon) Daily, 7 p.m. (Sermon on Wednesdays). HOLY TRINITY CHURCH.—Holy Corn munion.—.Sundays and Holy Days, 8 a.m. 1st and 3rd Sundays in the month, 8 am, and 12-15 p.m.; Festivals, 7 a.m., 8 a.m. and 12 15 p.m.; Thursdays, 11-30 a.m. Matins.—Sundays, with Sermon, 11 a.m. On Sundays during August and, if necessary. during a part of July and September, Matins and Sermon at 10-15 a.m. and 11-30 a.m. Holy Days, 11 a.m. Daily at 8 a.m. Evensong.—Sundays, with Sermon at 6 30; Holy Days, with Sermon, at 7; Daily at 7. Children's Service on Sundays, at 3 15 p.m. aT TUDNO'S CHURCH (Sundays during Summer).—Holy Communion, 1st Sunday in the month after 11 a.m. service. Matins and Sermons, 11 a.m. Evensong and Sermon, 6 p.m. BODAFON SCHOOL (Welsh Services).—Eoly Communion.-3rd Sunday in the month, 10 30 a.m. Matins and Sermon.—Sundays, 10 30 a.m Evensong and Sermon.—Sundays, 6 p.m.; Festivals and Fridays, 7 p.m. ST. BEUNO'S Mission Church (Welsh Services). Evensong and Sermon, Sundays, 6 p.m.; Tuesday, p.m. PARISH OF EGLWYSRHOS. Clergy: Rev. John Francis Reece, B.A., Vicar and Surrogate. Rev. E. D. Thomas, B.A., Deganwy. Rev. D. L. Williams, M.A., Mostyn Avenue. Rev. Richard Jones, B.A., Nevill Crescent. Lay Reader: Mr. LI. Cynfaen Evans, Pen- rhynside. ST. PAUL'S (mURCH, LLANDUDNO. Matins, 11 a.m.; Evensong, 6-30 p.m. Holy Days, 10 a.m. and 7-30 p.m. Wednesday, 7-30 p.m. Holy Communion on 1st and 3rd Sunday, at 11 a.m.; on every Sunday and holy days, at 8 a.m.; Thursdays, 11 a.m. Children's Ser- vice every 1st Sunday at 3 p.m. Daily Service at 10 a.m. and 6 p.m. ALL SAINTS' CHURCH, DEGANWY. Matins, 11 a.m.; Evensong, 6-30 p.m. Holy Daya. 11 a-m. and 7 p.m. Thursdays 7 p.m. Holy Communion every Sunday at 8 a.m.; 2nd and 4th, at 11 a.m. Children's Service every 1st Sunday at 2-45 p.m. LLANRHOS CHURCH. Matins, 11 a.m.; Evensong (Welsh), 5-45 p.m. Ditto English, 7 p.m. Friday, Welsh Service, at 7-15 p.m. Holy Communion 1st Sunday at 11 a.m., 2nd Sunday (in Welsh) at 10 a.m. 3rd Sunday at 8 a.m. MISSION ROOM, PENRHYNSIDE. Welsh Service at 10-30 a.m.; English Service 6-30 p.m. Wednesday at 7 p.m. ST- ANDREW'S CHURCH, Alevandra. Road- San ia.ys at 6.3U. Sunday Schoolat 2.30, Tuesdays at 7 p.m. yONCONFCRMIST CHURCH SERVICES ENGLISH CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH, Llewelyn Street—Minister, Rev. J. Irvon Davies. Services at 11 a.m. and 6-30 p.m. ENGLISH BAPTIST CHAPEL, Mostyn Street. Rev. J. Raymond, Pastor. Services at 11 a.m. and 6-30 p.m.; Sunday School at 2-30 p.m. Wednesday Evenings at 7, Prayer Meeting. ENGLISH PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH—Minin ter. Rev C. T. Astley, M.A.; Assistant Minis- ter, Rev. W. Phillips, M.A. Services, 11 a.m. and 6-30 p.m. School, 2-30. Wednesday Evening Services at 7. 6T. JOHN'S ENGLISH WESLEYAN GHAPB1 Mmtyn Street.-Rev-. T. E. Ham, Resident Minis ter. Services, 11 a.m. and 6-30 p.m. Wednes- days, at 8 p.m. Friday Evening, Public Meet- ing for Prayer at 8. SRAIGYDON MISSION. Sunday School at 3, Evening Service at 6. WELSH BAPTIST.—Tabernacle, Llewelyn St. 10 a.m. and 6 p m.. Rev. David Daviea, pastor. SALEM, Adelphi Street. 10 a.m. and 6 p.m., Rev. H. Bryn Davies, pastor. HOREB, Great Orme. 10 a.m. and 6 p.m., Rev. H. Bryn Davies, pastor. EBENEZER WELSH WESLEYAN CHAPEL, Lloyd Street—Resident Minister, Rev. Gwyn- fryn Jones. Sundays. Morning Service, 10; School, 2; Evening Service 6. WELSH CALVINISTIC METHODIST CHAPEL Shiloh) Services, 10 a.m. and 6 p.m.; Sabbath School, 2 p.m. WELSH CALVINISTIC METHODIST CHAPEL (Rehoboth).—Services, 10 a.m. and 6 p.m.; Sabbath School, 2 p.m. ;WELSH CALVINISTIC METHODIST CHAPEL CBethania), Craigydon-Pastor, Rev. Evan Hughes. Services, 10 a.m. and 6 p.m.; Sab- bath School, 2 p.m. WELSH CALVINISTIC METHODIST CHAPEL (Hyfrydle), Great Orme's Head-Ministry, Supplies. Services, 10 a.m. and 6 p.m. Sab bath School, 2 p.m. WELSH INDEPENDENT CHAPEL, Deganwy Street-Rev. T. Davies. Services at 10 a.m. and 6 p.m.; Sunday School at 2 p.m. HE WARREN WELSH WESLEYAN CHAPEL Pastor, Rev. Gwynfryn Jones. Services, 10 a.m. and 6 p.m.; School, 2 p.m. CAERSALEM MISSION, Cwlach Road—Rev. Gwynfryn Jones. Services, 10 a.m. and 6 p.m.; School, 2 p.m. THE MISSION, Adelphi Street—Simple Gospe' Services on Sundays, at 6-30 p.m. CATHOLIC CHURCH, Lloyd Street—Re- Father Radcliiie. Mass at 8-"0 ind 10 a,.m ot Sunday: Week days at 8 a.m

INTERESTING FACTS. Ants are carnivorous. Human life has lengthened 25 per cent. durin. the last fifty years More than a million seedlings are yearly pro duced from a single dandelion plant. The nrst pine-apple forced in England is saif h have been grown by Charles II.'s own gar dpner, and to have been cut with great glee b: the Merry Monarch himself. The eyes of insects are immovable, and mair of them seem cut into a multitude of facets like the facets of a diamond. Each of thesl facets is supposed to possess the powers of s true eye; Lenenboeck counted 3,181 of them ir the cornea of a beetle, and over 8,CCO in that o: a common housefly. Tne largest room in the world under one roof and unbroken by pillars, is at St. Petersburg It is 620 feet long, 150 in breadth. By dayligh< it is used for military displays, and a battalici can completely manoeuvre in it. Twenty thousand wax tapers are required to light it The rooi of this structure is a single arch oj ii\ n, and it exhibits remarkable engineering skill inthearchitecture. HAD ITS LIMITATIONS. A Scottish farmer was proudly showing a visi. tor an antique clock which had recently come intohi&jpossession. "Isn't that a gran' clock?" he said. "J bocht it at an auction sale in the town the ithet day, an' got a rate bargain." Yes; but does it keep good time?" the visitoi asked. Ah. weel, it's no good enough to catch a train or that sort o'' thing, but good enough tc get up to yer breakfast wi' -+-- SAVING A LIFE. If you don't marry me," he said, desperately "I shall kill myself." And write a note telling all aboat it?" queried the maid. "Yes." Ard hold my photograph in your othei har-d?" I had thought about it." "Well, just wait a minute," she said, "anc I'll borrow pa's pistol for you. Won't it b- romantic?' But he faded. -+- AN ALIBI. The Judge Is yo' name Immanuel Baxter ?" Immanuel: "Yas,'Jah." The Judge: "Well, you sre charged by Officer Tucker with stealing idp of bacon at Walters' store last night." Im- manuel Ah wants ter file a alibi." Tht Judge: "What for?" Immanuel: "Ah don' know, seh; Mistah Reginald James—he's col ''d lawyeh—he done tol' me ter say dat." Th( Judge: Oh. I see. But why didn't you steal h">Y) r They're better than sides." Immanuel They wasn't no hams down dah." The Judge "Thirty days." -+- SUBSTITUTE FOR LEATHER. Seaweed, dust, goat's hair, and Irish moss compounded by a secret chemical priocess, i' claimed to be, by its inven/bor. Mr. John Camp bell. a perfect substitute for leather, vulcanite wo'od, and ma.rb.le. As leather, it makes service. able soles for shoes. Among the things the con!. pound is good for are picture frames ornamenta' mouldings, imitation wood partitions, belting for mac'hineiry, upholstery, cotton spinning bobbins, electric switchboards, flooring, gnU I)-ill,s, fountain pens, "marble" in all colours, ches." boards, bookbinding, and ivory combs -+-- GLASS THAT WILL NOT CRACK. A new kind of glass that resists great heat aF well as sudden changes of temperature is msdf from Brazilian quartz pebbles. The pebbles ar( heated red-hot and then thrown into distiller water. The purest pieces are next selected nnc v'-lded with the oxyhydrogen blowpipe into long stems like knitting needles, from which glaDE vessels of any shape can be made. At preset the quartz glass is chiefly employed for makin laboratory apparatus. Into a test tube made ir this way a white hot coal can be dropped with out breaking it. Vessels of other forms can bf heated white hot and then plunged into cole water without cracking. REGULAR. One side of the question, how the other haL lives, is illuminated by a little conversation taken from a London paper. The professior here described is, doubtless, a large one, and appeals to the temper of many members of the slum world. A lady philanthropist was applied to to] charity by a well dressed woman. Are you married ?" was the question. "Yes." "What is your husband?" "Out o'work." But what is he when he is in work?" asked the philanthropist. You don't understand, miss," was the reply He's a regular out o' worker." -+-- HE WAS THANKFUL. "A.n' hoo's the guid wife. Sandy?" said one farmer to another, as they me,t in the market place and exchanged snuff-boxes. Did ye no hear that she's dead an' buJ'oÏed?" said Sandy, solemnly. Dear me. exclaimed his friend, sympatheti- cally. SurpJy it must have been very sudde.n?" 0. aye, it was sudden." returned Sandy. "Ye see. when she turned ill we had na time to .sand 1'01' j-he düctoT, sae I gied her a bi,t medIcine that I had lying in my drawer for a year or twa, an' that I had got frae the doctor mysel' an' hadna' ta'en. INThat the medicine was I dinna veirra well ken, but she died soon after. It is a. sa.i.r loss to me, I can assure ye, but it's some- thing tu be thankfu' for a didna' tak' the medicine mysel' --+-- MISTAKEN COURTESY. A guileless rustic, who wished to be employed on the railways, emerged from the examination room and informed his expectant father that ht had failed because he was colour-blind. "Rut you can't have!" said Ms father You're no more colour-blind than I am." I know that, feyther," he replied, but it's all through bein' polite. "What do you mean? Explain yourself." Well. feyther, 1 went into a room, and a chap held something up for me to look at. This i<s green, isn't it ?" said he. Come, now you're rositive it's green?' auite pleading like; and, though I could see plain enough that it war red, I couldn't find it in my heart to tell him so. Sc I agreed with him, and they bundled me out. No more perliteness for me. It don't pay!" -+-- HE UNDERSTOOD. Tourist (at ancient rural hostelry, coming down to breakfast with a haggard, unrested ap- ? pearance): "Last night, madam, you informed me that the great Duke of Wellington once stayedinthishotel. Isitafact?" Landlady: It is, sir-a solemn fact. He slept in the very room you occupied last night." "Was it just the same as it is now?" Just the very same." (( Same bed in iU" The very identical bed." And the'Duke of Wellington slept in it ? He actually slept in it?" Ain't that what I'm a-tellin' ve? The Dock < of WeHi'ton ac'tlly slept in the very bed what you'ad last night." Great Cæsar No wonder they called him the Iron Duke!" --+-- The palm trees have the largest Tpaves. The fnaja palm of the Amazon country has leaves which reach a length of from thirty to fifty feet, rmd a breadth of from ten to twelve feet. The leaves of the Talipot palm of Ceylon, which are usedbvtiienativestomaketents.areal'overy frequently twenty feet by ?ighteen. The double cocoanut palm is also a gigautic leaved species.

Oakwood Park Hotet, Conway. ????????? The most Daintily equipped fn the Phnc:pa:ity. Beautifu!!y aituated ontbeO'fi road hali between Conway aBdtbebeadoftheSychaahtPasa. Elevat-edacdoracingpostnoQ Mountain air, eea breeze from 3 points of [be compass 11 .Hotel owns 18-hole Golf Mnks. one minute from door TeBme.oowting green and billiards Electric tightthroughout. Alfresco afternoon Teas on OakwooJ Pttk Lawns. Hote: 'Bus meets Tra.na Telegrams Oakwood, Conway Tetfohone, 25. Mrs C. A. Ba:!ey Manageress.

RHYL LIGHT RAILWAY. FUTURE OF THE! GOLF LINKS. At the inquiry eonceirning the proposed light railway from Rhyl to Prestatyn vigorous opposition was offered to the scheme by the Rhyl Golf Club, on the ground thart¡ it would destroy several of their best holes. Information has now reached Rhyl that, Mr Pulleyne (who, gave evidence in favour of the scheme) has given the club three months' notice to give up the land they hold from him for the purposes of golfing. The Rhyl Golf Club is one of the oldest in the Prin- cipaLty, and the Welsh championships are booked to take place there in about three months' time. It is hoped that some amicable understanding may yet be come to.

WHAT LLANDUDNO RELIES ON. The, Lilandudno experiences related in these columns week after week are awak- ening keen interest amongst our readers, for Llandudno places reliance in the word of her townspeople. The following is another instance; it is related by a well known resident of Llandudno—Mr D. Roberts, The Laurels, Coun&iil Street. He says:—"Some two years ago I suffered from kidney com- plaint; there were severe, padns in the back and loins. I felt completely 'done up'—tired and listless, and my work be- came a burden to me. I tried many remedies but nothing seemed to do me any good.. "Hearing Dean's backache kidney pills so highly spoken of I was induced to try them. I had. not used the ¡ills long when I felt better. The pains gradually grew less and by the time I had taken three boxes of the medicine I was quite well, and have remained well ever sinc-e. Doan's backache kidney pills will have my hearty recommendation. (Signed) David Roberts." When the kidneys are ill the whole body is bemg slowly poisoned. That is why kidney complaint is so serious, and why it so often ends fatally. Dean's backache kidney pills cleanse and gently heal the kidneys, and so cure the cause of backache, rheumatism, dropsy, urinary disorders, bladder diseases, gravel, con- tant we,ariness. and weakness. Dean's backache kidney piflls are, two shillings and ninepence per box:, or six boxes for thirteen shillings and ninepence. Of all chemists and stores, or post free direct from the Fostetr-M.eC'lellan Co., 8, Wells-street, Oxford-street, London, W. Be sure you get the same kind of pills as Mr Roberts had.

DRAMATIC RESCUE AT SEA. WELSH OFFICER'S BRAVERY. A Carnarvon man, writing home about his voyage to South Africa in the steam- ship Roombana, speaks of a thrilling in- cident in which the second officer of the vessel, Mr Morris Griniths, who is also from Carnarvon, prominently 6gured. One day in the Bay of Biscay the twelve- year old boy of Mr and Mrs Donaldsoh, passengers for Capetown, fell overboard. Immediately he heard the cry Mr Gr'lmths doffed his coat and went over, steps Tbeing I taken meanwhile to stop the vessel. Some- times Griffiths could be seen on the top of high waves and then be would dis- appear out of sight altogether. Even men who went a.loft on the look-out could see nothing-. A boat, manned by the chief omcer and six powerful sailors, was lowered, and the boa¡ was on the point of being recalled after a fruitless quest when Grimths was discovered on the starboard bow, about: fifty yards from the vessel. He held the boy with one hand and with the other kept himself anoat, and ulti- mately, amidst! the excitement and the cheers of 350 pa.sseugers?, both the plucky Dmcer and the boy were rescued, the lat- ter be,ng taken to hospital. Griniths was Ja,rr>iecl shoulder high round the deck and was able to keep the remainder of his watch.

A horror came to me one night, A spectre, blear and old—'— 'Your name!" I cried in wild aBright, It, said, "I am a cold." 'Begone 1;' I cried. "Your clammy touch I wl'1'1 no more endure!" And straight it vanished at the sight Of Woods' Great Peppermint Cure.

ROLLER SKATING. THE WORLDS CHAMPIONSHIP. Tremendous Interest' was aroused in the final of the Mile Professional Skating Championship of the World, which took place at Olympi'a on Friday night., and a large number of spectators were present. The race itself was fought out by some of the finest skaters in the world, and was quitie international in character. (3. J. Wil&on—.England's hope, as he was call- ed—was actually said to have turned pro- fessional solely with the object of meet- ing—and in the hope of beatings—the Americans. Wtlson, in his heat at Man- chester, put up the very fine performance of 3min. 26 l-5sec. and on a track of 19 laps to the mile. Of course the larger and finer floor at Olympic favoured much faster times!. It was hoped that the race would have been honoured with the presence of Lord Deshorough, but he wrote saying that owing to the fact that he, was commanded to attend the first Court of the, Season, he was unable to be present. Previous to the final, four semi-finals. were decided. Details: — SEMI-FINALS. Heat I.Harley Davidson (America). Tima, 3min 1 2-5sec. Heat II.—P. Pbwell (Birmingham). Time, 3min. 5-5sec. Heat III.—C. J. Wilson (London). T'ime, 5min. 2 4-5sec. Heat. IV.—Allie Moore (America). Time, 3min. 2 l-5sec. The finalists were therefore Harley Davidson, Powell, Wilson, Moore, and J. Davidson, who in the semi-final was the fastest loser. THE FINAL. Amid expectant silence the men lined up for the final, and at, the sound of the pistol dashed away, PoweUI taking the lead, followed by Moore, Wilson, and Harley Davidson. This order was main- tained for four laps, the men skating almost, in a bunch. Then, with one and a half laps to go, Harley Davidson made his, eNort with a terrific, 'burst, taking his opponents completely unawares. In vain did Moore, Wil.-sion, and the rest en- deavour to catch him, he maintained his lead and won an exciting race by four yards in 2min..51 3-5sec. Moore, who was favourite, was second, and Wilson third.

ABERYSTWYTH PAVILION LICENCE. The Aberystwyth Licenstingl Justices sat again on Saturday to consider an ap- plication for the renewal of the licence of the Pier Pavilion bar. The application had been adjourned from the previous Wednesday, so that the justices could ,tlsit the place. Mr W. P. Owen, who, appeared for the licensee, produced a plan showing the licensed and unlicensed part of the premises. The Chief Con- stable asked the Bench to order that, the three internal doors leading from the bar to the Pavilion proper be closed. The Bench decided that these doors should be closed, and allowed the licenses until I April 7th to carry out the necessary alterations. The effect of the decision is that, no one can now get from the Pavilion to the bar without first coming out into the public thoroughfare.

IMPORTANT WARNING. The Emigrants' Information OSice de- sire to warn intending emigrants to view with great caution offers of employment in Venezuela, especially when such offers are coupled with the obligation of giving secui<jty by making an investment in the undertaking o-Hering employment. Offi- cial information has recently been re- ceived of a considerable number of cases in wirch emigrants who have gone out in response to similar oSers have found themselve destitute, and have had to apply to a, British Consul for relief. lit is neces- sary to pd:nt. out that Venezuela does not offer a suitable field for the ordinary emi- grant from this country, owing to the greait) dinerences of laws, language, cli- mate, and conditflons of Ufe and work. For Children's Hacking Cough at night, Woods' Grevt Peppermint Cure. 1/1, 2/9 21

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