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PASSENGER TRAINS. SA R RY RAIL. WAV. For May, 1902, and until furt Notice STATIONS I WEEK DAYS. UP TRAINS. I SUNDAYS a, in a m a m a ui ,a m a m a m a m ,:a ru i a m ? ki pm pm- pm pffli pm pm pmipm pm.pm pm pmpmipmipm pm pm pm jp mi p id am am I am pm pm| pm pm pm p:m pra pm cm pm Barry Island dep. I..8.32 10.15 11.50 12-25 1.25 2. 7 3.15. 4.23 5. 7 5.20 .6 6(665 8 0 820 920 12 8 328 &0 516 *20 830 860 Barry „ 5.24 6 30 6.4o 7.37 7.56 8.37 9.21 18.20Kl.OUl.55 12.30 12.45 1.30 2.12 2.30 3.20 3 52 4.28 5. 5 5.12 5.25 6 0 610 7 0 8 5 815 825 843 925 10 0 1130 8 0 855 955,1213 1 0 142i333 435 5 2 0 72 5 835 848 8 65 Barry Doek 5.28 6 34 6.49 7.41 8. 0 8.41 9.25 10.24!11. 4111.59 12.34 12.49 1.34 2.16 2.34 3.24 3 56 4.32 5. S 5.16 5.29 6 4 614 7 4 8 9 819 829 847 929 10 4 1134 8 4 859 959 1217 1 4 146 337 439 524 729 839 852 869 Oadoxton 5.31 6 37 6-52 7.44 8. 3 8.44 9.28 10.27 11. 7 12. 2 12.37 12.62 1.37 2.19 2.37 3.27 3 59 4.35 5.19 5.32 617 7 7(812 822 832 850,932 10 7 8 7 9 2110 2 1220 1 7 149 340 442 52? 732 842 855 9 2 Wenvoe 7.60 12.43 5.38 ,.| .839 813 113 448 9 8 Oreigiau 8.1 12.54 « 5.49 >» .I .851 Is 824 124 459 «. ql9 EfailIsaf 8. 6 12.59 a .5.54 g 867, 829 129 5 4 „ .924 Treforest 8.12 1.5 ° 6. 0 0 9 4 o 835 135 5l0 „ 930 Pontypridd 8.16 1.9 6. 4 •« 9 9 -g 839 139 514 934 Hafod „ 8.22 1.15 5^ 6.10 5n 915 fin 8451 145 520 g40 Forth 8.25 1.18 6.13 918 848 148 523 „ 943 DinasPowis 5.36 6.57 8. 7 8.49 9.33 10.32 11.12 12. 7 12.57 1.42 2.24 3.32 4.40 5.24 622 712 817 827 ..855 1012 9 ,;o8'122S ..1154 345 532 737 847 9'0 •• Oogan „ 5.41 7. 2 8.12 8.54 9.38 10.37 11.17 12.12 1 2 1.47 2.29 3,37 4.45 6.20 S.29 627 717 822 832 ..9 0 ..1017 1144 912 1011 1230 159 350 537 742 852 9 5 Grangetown „ 5.47 6.49 7.8 8.17 9. 0 9.44 10.43 11.23 12.18 1. 8 1.53 2.35|2.49 3.43 4 11 4.61 5.26 5.3S 618 633 723 828 838 9 6 944)1023 1148 -.918 1016 1236 -.2 5 356 ..543 748 858 911 Cardiff (G.W.) 5.51 6.53 7.12 8.21 9. 5 9.49 10.48 11.28 12.23 1.13 1.58 2.45 2.54 3.48 4 17 4.56 5.31 5.40 622 637 727 832 842 910 848 1027 1162 922 1020 1240 2 9 4 0 547 752 9 2 915 (Clarence Road) arr 1 18.24 9. 8 9.52110.51 11.31 12.2S1 I l.lel2. li*2.48|2.67l*3.61 4 201*4.59 5.34 *5.43 ..I ..I .J ..| .I ..I ..I j J ..J i ..j .| STATIONS. 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DOWS TRAINS | SUNDAYS. 1 am am am a m i a m am am pm pmi j-m am pm pm p mrpm pm pmlpml pm pm pm pm pmrp m pmpmr p m p m p m .mdt am am p m n m pmipm pm pm pm Dm nm u m t> m Cardiff ( Clarence Road)dep 8.30 9.15 10.15 11. 0 12. 5 1. 8 1.47 2.27 3 7 *337 *4.18 *5.5 5.40 *6.12 „ ftt.W.) 6 0 7.22 8.35 9.20 10.20 11. 5 12.10 1.13 1.52 2.32 312 S.42 4. 4 4.23 5.10 5.45 6.17 635 7.15 8. 5 840 9 0 9.22 10 15 10.40 11. 0 12*0 1025 12.50 2.'30 4.'l5 5.55 63<V 9.20 943 9*58 G-rangetown 6 4 7.26 8.39 9.24 10.24 11. 9 12.14 1.17 1.56 2.36 316 J.46 4.27 5.49 6.21- 7.19 8. 9 9 4 9.26 10 19 11, 4 1029 12.64 2.34 4.19 5.59 63419.24 947 Oogan 6 9 7.30 8.44 9.29 10.29 U.14 12.19.1.22 2. 1 2.41 321 3.51 4.32 5.17 5.54 6.26 7.24 8.14 9 8 9.31 1024 10.48 11. 9 12 7 1034 12.59 2.39 4.24 6.4 639 9.29 952 DinasPowis 614 7.34 8.49 9.34 10.34 11.19 12.24 1.27 2. 6 2.46 326 3.66 4.37 6.22 5.59 6.31 7.29 8.19 914 9.36 10 29 10.53 11.14 1039 1. 4 2.44 4.29 6.9 644' 9.34 967 Forth 8.38 1.37 j 6.23 858 2 0 •• 5 45 9*50 Hafod 8.42 1.41 « *>6.27 9 2 2 4 5,'49 9 64 Pontypridd 8.48 1.47 o 6-33 | 98 2l0 •• 5.65 10 0 Treforest „ 8.52 1.61 o 6.37 H 912 iU f 59 10 4 Efail Isaf „ 8.58 1.57 o 6.43 o 91= 220 6/ 6 1010 Oreigiau 9.3 2. 2 fc « 8.48 "g 923 225 6.10 .< 1015 Wenvoe 9.13 2.12 3 6.58 fc 933 £ 35 6.20 1026 Oadoxton 619 7.39 8.54 9.19 3.39 10.39 11.24 12.29 1.32 2.11 2.18 2.61 a31 4. 1 4.17 4.42 5.27 6. 4 6.36 648 7. 4 7.34 8.24 853 919 9.41 10 34 10.58 11.19 939 1044 1. 9 2.49 241 4 34 6.14 6-26 84! 9 39 102 1031 lo'9 Barry Dock 622 7.42 8.57 9.22 9.42 10.42 11.27 12.32 .1.35 2.14 2.21 2.E4 334 4. 4 4.20 4.45 5.30 6. 7 8.39 651 7. 7 7.37 8.27 856 92 £ 9.44 10 37 U. 1 11.22 1217 9+2 1047 1.12 2.52 244 4*37 6.17 r*29 65?! 9 42 105 1034 1012 Barry 626 7.46 9. 1 9.26 9.46 10.46 11.31 12.3S 1.3? 2.18 2.25 2.58 338 4. 8 4.24 4.52 5.34 6.11 6.43 655 7.11 7.41 8.31 9 0 926 9.48 1041 11. 5 11.26 1220 946 1051 1.16 2.56 248 441 6.21 6*33 695 946 109 1038 lnl» T^arry Island arr' ..I. 9.30 9.50 11.85 12.40 1.43 2.29 3.2 ..4.12 4.56 5.88 616 7.45 J9 4 I 1 IO55I 3.ol252 4^5 6.25 6 37 7 i0 Not on Saturdays. CARDIFF AND PONTYPRIDD (BARRY RAILWAY) SEE TIME TABLES. t Thursdays and Saturdays only. BARRY AND BRIDGEND SECTION. Stations. Week days. I Sundays. Stations. j Week days. Sundays. Stations. Week days. I Sundays. Stations. Week days. Sundays. a.m. a.m.i a.m.|p.m.)p.in.|p.m.lp.m.ip.m.| p.m. (p.m. p.m.jp.m.j a.m.r a.m. I a.m. p.m. p.m. p.m. I p.m. a.m. p.m. p.' m. D.m. Bridgend (G.W.P..) dep. 7 50 8 3011 8 1 25 3 40 5 23 7 30 9 10 12 55 4 33 8 5 Barry dep. 7 0 9 53111 37 2 30 3 45 5 40 7 45 11 0 3 0 „ 6 37 Southerndown (Brake) „ .10 38 1255 4 53 7 0 10 45 7 35 Rhoose „ 7 710 Oill 44 2 37 3 52 5 47 7 53 11 7 3 7 6 44 Southerndown Road „ 58 8 3911 16 1 33 3 48 5 31 7 38 9 19 1 3 4 41 8 13 Aberthaw „ 71110 4ill 48 2 41 3 56 5 51|7 58 1111311 6 48 Llantwit Major „ 8 8 8 50 11 26 1 43 3 58 5 41 7 48 9 30 1 13 4 51 8 23 Gileston. „ 7 .oil .Bill 52 2 45 4 0 5 55 8 2 1115315 6 52 Gileston. „ 8 14 8 57 11 32 1 49 4 4 5 47 7 54 9 37 1 IS 4 57 8 29 Llantwit Major „ 7 2210 i5'll 59 2 52 4 76 2 8 9 11 22 3 22 659 Aberthaw „ 8 18 9 1 11 36 1 53 4 8i5 517 59 9 41 1 23 5 1 8 33 Southerndown Road „ 7 32 10 25112 9 3 2 4 17 6 12 8 20 11 32'3 32 7 9 Rhoose „ 8 23 9 611 411 58 4 13 5 56 8 3[9 46 1 28 5 6 8 38 Southerndown (Brake) „ 112 45 3 38 16 50 9 5 12 8!4 8 8 35 Barry arr. 8 29 9 1311 I? 2 4|4 19|6 28 9 9 53 j 1 34 5 12 8 44 Bridgend (G.W.R.) arr. 39jl0 32|12 16 3 9 4 24 6 19 8 28 113913 39 7 16
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Large Brakes for Picnics and Parties. Cabs, &c., may be obtained to and from any Station in the. Barry District. Telephone, No 47. WORKMAN'S BOOT, 11/9 (The Nolyneux) 11/9 SEE WINDOWS. M- District Agent for the Renowned" K." MOLYNEUX & CO., l 75, Holton-road, Barry Docks. For Printing OF EVERY DESCRIPTION TRY THE Barry Dock News OFFICES. I The Leading PRINTING ESTABLISHMENT In the DISTRICT. THE 'Barry Dock News' IS ON THE GOVERNMENT LIST FOR PARLIAMENTARY I ADVERTISEMENTS EIGHT PAGES. ONE PENNY WEEKLY. Published every Thursday After iioon. FACTS AND FANCIES. WHERE SHE WANTED IT. He Pshaw, I could kiss you right andet your mother's npse." She: "I should much prefer, Harry, that you kiss me under my own." A MATTER OF FORM. Fabien "Were there any drawbacks to your marriage?" Jackson "Yes, one. Her father's cheque for a hundred thou, bad a string to it; he took it back." GOOD LEASON WHY. Carson Women that are popular with other women make the best wives." Vokes "Yes. They have aiways so many women friends round about, their husbands can have a good time." ALL ARRANGED. Little May: "Mamma, which papa wift be my papa when we get to heaven ?" Mrs. Bash (of Chicago): Don't worry, child. I have been careful not: to marry the kind that are likely to meet us there!" SHE KNEW. Mrs. X. Why don't you get a servant girl ? Mrs. Y. "Oh, dear me it's all I can do to do my own work without doing a servant girl's work, too." LADIES' DAY. Miss Pert: "Why do you allow the waiters to dress like the gentlemen members?" Clubby So that when one of the swells is carried out the hack way a bit full, we can swear it was only a waiter." SEVERE. Census Taker: What is "your husband's name ?" Mrs. Beonit "John." Census Taker I mean his full name?" Mrs. Beonit (savagely) "There's no name for him when he's full, sir." SUPPRESSING EVIDENCE. Sarah Jane I b'lieve them Oldham is gitten to be regular agnostics. They don't keep the amily Bible oii the centre-table in the best room no more." "sasIJr~' Ann Eliza j "Well, 'tmi't their religion they're hiding. It's their age. Them Oldham girls is getting on." — SHE'S GETTING ON '8.- She: Yes and l'iii taking lessons 10 coolc- ing now. Captain Slasher." Captain: "Oh! What, may I ask, can yon make." She: "Oh, Captain! I can't make any- thing yet. I've only had a few lessons, but I have already learned how to tell when some. thing's burning." THE HORRID MAN. Well, I'm going home to quarrel with my Wife." "Great Scott! Are you looking for trouble?" I. Oh, no! But I want hei to do a lot of small favours for me. After the quarrel's over she'll do 'cm for me at once to show she's made op." AN INTERRUPTION. Jack (rapturously) "Now darling, will you please name the happy day?" Minnie (blushingiy) "Three weeks from to-morrow, Jack." Norah, the kitchen mail (through the key hole): "Av von please, Miss, that's me leg'lar day out. Yez'll have to git married in the early part of the wake." QUITE CONSISTENT. It is ill-natured of the neighbours to say that Tomkins has changed in his feelings towards his wife. If there is any change it is only con- sistent with the flight; of time. When they were fust married he called her Yon little puss That would i>e ridiculous now, and therefore he calls her You old cat A STRANGE IDEA. The master of one of our village schools was examining some boys on a piece of poetry, which lie had given them to prepare the night before. They all said it exellently except, a small boy at the bottom of the class. On being asked to say his lesson be said," I can't remember it, sir." Master (in rage): What's your head for?" 11 Boy To keep my collar on, sir." AFTER TENNYSON'S POEM. A mother recently said to her little five-year old daughter What shall we name baby sister ?" "Call her Early, mamma; that's a pretty name." "Early! Why, that's not a little girl's name." Oh, yes, it is. 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An Irish hen-woman from a Clydeside village went into the Glasgow Dog and Bird Market to sell a live cock, which had unfortu- nately lost an eye in warfare. While exposing the bird for sale, a man offered her three shillings for it. Be off wid yer," exclaimed Biddy, three bob for a fowl like that." "Well," said the man, "it has only one eye." "Wan eye, did yer say?" roared Biddy; can't yer see the intelligent crater is only giv- ing me the wink not to take yer offer." WHAT MAKES MEN BALD. "What is it that makes men bald? ftbservei asked the barbei. "Wearing hats," interposed a bystam I don't think so," said ,na« know it looks that way Jjoften w 1 > touches. But I believe »' they think." a fchey tjcn>t o{ten Women think. bald." ''Ami very often men that think the least grow bald the soonest." a! "I kllow," persisted the barber, but you have got to allow for exceptions. The ineit that get bald early are exceptions, and I neyel knew a woman yet who wasn't an exception to something." As there was no woman in the party the barber had the last word. His argument waa i accepted as concliuiive. 0