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- Early Welsh Nonconformist…

WORKMEN'S TOPICS.

._-__--..-CARL DUNDER,

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CARL DUNDER, Another Incident Makes him Weary. SERGKANTj maybe you know somebody who likes to buy me out," said Mr Dunder as be entered the Central Station yesterday with a down- trodden appearance. Oh It's you, is it?" queried Sergeant Bendall as he looked up. Got into some fresh trouble, I suppose ?" "Sergeant, I vhas broke all oop. If I can sell oudt I doan shtay here two weeks." What's the occasion ?" Vhel), it makes me feel better if I telt you. You know I keep a telephone in my place; I keep him to speak mit my brewer und to some Alder mans. Yesterday a man who vhas as shlick ash grease comes in und says vhas I Carl Dunder ? I vhas. All right, Mr Dunder, der wires vhas crossed und your telephone doan work. Sorry if you vhas troubled, but I feex him right off. VheIl, he goes mit dot phone und taps on der box, und takes down der trumpet und says "Hello Central! Hello hello y-e-s I vhas at Carl Dunder's. Can you hear me now ? Why, of course if he likes to treat me dot vhas all right. Nice old mans, uud doan' you furget him. Vhell -all right, goot pye Now, Sergeant, I haf to ask him to take a glass of beer, doan' I! If I doan' I vhas no shentleman, eh V' Go on." Vhelf, about two hours lafceJ a O-Eow-fiw came in. He vhas shlick, too. Vhas I Carl Duuder2 I vhas. All right. Mr Dun- der, dot induction vhas so strong ve vhas in a peck of troubles. Let me see how your telephone vhas. Und be goes bop und knockes on der box und softly says: "I SHCMP ON DOT FKLLEK." "Hello! Bill, vhas that you? No. Yes. Perhaps. Vhy, I vhas down to Carl Dunder's place. I second der motion. I can get two hocnered votes for him for Alderman, Hasn't treated me yet, but he probably will. Vhell, so long.' "Now, Sergeant, I haf to set oop der beer, doan' I ? I feels tickled, you know, und I like to be a U I understand. What else?" "Viiell, ;(,nip iiitre fellerii come, und I doan' suspect noboby until Shake comes home. Den he says it vhas an old chestnut, und dot I vhas soft in her lieadt. Dot makes me madt all oafer. Pooty queek somebody comes in. Vhas I Carl Dunder? I vhas. All right. Say, Mr Dunder, vhen yon ring on der telephone your number drop in dpr, office. Please allow me. Und he gorl oop und rintjs und call oudt: Vims dot you, Nellie. Alt! derw Nell! Does dot number drop down when I ring? Say, vhas you going oop to der Flats next Sunday? Guess viiere I vas? Not mti(-Ii You vhas vhay off. I was down to Carl——" Vhell, SeigeFtnt, dot vhas all I could shtand. I shump on dot feller uud gif him six weeks' sick- ness." Good I honor your pluck 1" Sergeant, keep quiet. He doan' go avhay oafer half an hour vhen my telephone rings. Vuas I Carl Dunder? I vhas. Dis vhas Supt. Shackijou, o dllr telepuouo. Mr Dunder, you haf almost killed one of our regular repairers, und I like to say to you dot it cost you more ash four I)ooiirred dollar-s No Dot vhas so. I doan' shleep two wink last night, und my wife says it vhill all come oudt dot I visa* Meti-arigle." It was a bad mistake." "Vhell, vhas can I do? Shust like I tells you nobody vhas two times alike. I vhas all der time shaking mit my boots, und Shake vhas going into consjftmption. Sergeant, if somebody arrests me let him be Vety-sdft'"und quiet. 1 vhas BO broke oop dot I can't stand some grief. If you see Mr Shacksou tell him how it vhas. Tell him dot I vhas all turned around in dis country, und do eafery time I kick at some dead-beasts he proves to be a shentlemaus. Good-pye, Sergeant! May- be 1 take some R,,Iigll ("I some R ÜR und put an end to all dis grief.Detroit Free Pms,

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